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The Cable Guy
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Cable Guy: "You're gonna have to do better than that, Steven!... Steven! Steven!! 'Ss'! My lisp is gone!! [whack!] You thtupid thon of a bitth!"
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Cable Guy: "'Silence Of The Lambs'... 'Hello Clarice, it's good to see you again.'"
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Cable Guy: "Okay, I'm goin'... takin' off... [stomping sounds] see ya!"
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Cable Guy: "I forgive you, I only hope my neurologist will feel the same."
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Cable Guy: "I'm just so tired Steven, so very tired..."
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Cable Guy: "I'm just messin' with ya!"
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Cable Guy: "Isn't it funny that we ended up in this position? Seriously!"
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Cable Guy: "Wow! The old McNair place. Never thought they'd get the floors cleaned after what happened in here."
Steven: "What happened?"
Cable Guy: "They had a lot of cats."
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Cable Guy: "I'm kind of a perfectionith... perfectionithhh_T!"
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Cable Guy: "Hhhi... is there a problem with your service?"
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Cable Guy: "You really wanna know my name?!... You do?!... It's Ernie Douglas, but my friends call me Chip."
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Cable Guy: "What are you waiting for?? An engraved invitation?"
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Cable Guy: "You guys play here too?? Weird!"
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Cable Guy: "Stevie, time to leavie!"
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Cable Guy: "Women are a labyrinth, my friend."
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Cable Guy: "This concludes our broadcast day... click!"
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Cable Guy: "Reality isn't father knows best anymore, it's a kick in the face on a Saturday night with a steel toe grip kodiak work boot and a trip to the hospital bloodied and bashed."
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Cable Guy: "Come back here so that I may brain thee!"
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Cable Guy: "You're offering me a bribe, what you've just done is illegal and in this state, if convicted, you could be fined up to 5 thousand dollars or spend six months in a correctional facility."
Steven: "Oh, oh, please, no... I was... I was just making conversation."
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Cable guy: [Knocking on the door] "Cable Guy!!"
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[Cable Guy laughing at a TV cartoon.]
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Cable Guy: "It's the summer love, baby!"
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[Part of the song "Somebody to Love"]
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Melinda: "Welcome to Medieval Times! I'll be your serving wench, Melinda. Might I get you something from the barkeep?
Cable Guy: "Does thust have thou a mug of ale for me and me mate? He has been pitched in battle for a fortnight and has a king's thirst for the frosty brew thus thou may have for thust."
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