JIM CARREY TWEETS
Here are the latest tweets from Jim Carrey's offical Twitter account.Displaying Tweets 1-30 tweets out of 312
JimCarrey: My favorite part of the turkey is the jive. Happy Thanksgiving! ?8^)
(Thu, 24 Nov 2011 22:59:49 +0000)
JimCarrey: Yesterday, Jesus Jumped the fence in my backyard and ran across my lawn singing "my father owns this". In my excite... http://t.co/yxSL0tkj
(Wed, 23 Nov 2011 20:21:48 +0000)
JimCarrey: While asking for a sign from heaven Buster became flustered by the persistance of the kissing fish. What does a sig... http://t.co/CCC9PNv6
(Wed, 16 Nov 2011 00:00:38 +0000)
JimCarrey: Thanks @ETOnlineAlert for the shoutout. ?;^D http://t.co/YDk2cbHQ
(Fri, 11 Nov 2011 20:02:14 +0000)
JimCarrey: While shooting ManOnTheMoon,Tony Clifton was beloved by all who could stand the smell of limburger cheese. ?;^P http://t.co/VFaMqz4g
(Fri, 11 Nov 2011 02:14:49 +0000)
JimCarrey: While shooting ManOnTheMoon,Tony Clifton was beloved by all who could stand the smell of limburger cheese. ?;^P http://t.co/qoKS3VlF
(Fri, 11 Nov 2011 01:57:00 +0000)
JimCarrey: @Dreaming_Juss sweet ?8^•
(Wed, 09 Nov 2011 18:48:11 +0000)
JimCarrey: Undeniable! ?B^> http://t.co/C9rAW140
(Wed, 09 Nov 2011 17:41:15 +0000)
JimCarrey: You know who I hate? Judgemental people. In my opinion they are worthless scum. ?;^P
(Tue, 08 Nov 2011 17:36:10 +0000)
JimCarrey: I'm makin' a few long range plans just in case the Myan calender ends on Dec 21, 2012 and we're all still here. That sh*t could happen! ?B^•
(Mon, 07 Nov 2011 05:10:07 +0000)
JimCarrey: #WISRN ?B^> http://t.co/pjvnXBrJ
(Sat, 05 Nov 2011 15:34:46 +0000)
JimCarrey: GAME! ?B^] http://t.co/FcQdrtS1
(Sat, 05 Nov 2011 14:42:20 +0000)
JimCarrey: #BOING! ?8^}
(Fri, 04 Nov 2011 12:43:42 +0000)
JimCarrey: There's a time for every purpose under heaven. A time to laugh a time to cry a time to stop shaving and eat potato chips. ?B^¥
(Thu, 03 Nov 2011 19:05:06 +0000)
JimCarrey: @annabond ?;^•
(Thu, 27 Oct 2011 04:03:11 +0000)
JimCarrey: @Alikulov ?;^} The question mark represents my hair, my natural curiosity, and my desire to be a curiosity ?B^•
(Thu, 27 Oct 2011 03:57:31 +0000)
JimCarrey: @Theresthatbear #wisrn http://t.co/tDrNQ1Qi
(Thu, 27 Oct 2011 03:48:20 +0000)
JimCarrey: @Tweedles3 No you are! ?;^P
(Thu, 27 Oct 2011 03:34:26 +0000)
JimCarrey: @adityaparalkar I know you do and I #spankyoukindly ?;^}
(Thu, 27 Oct 2011 03:29:14 +0000)
JimCarrey: I'm so grateful to all of you. I love you with all of my heart! ?;^)
(Thu, 27 Oct 2011 03:26:06 +0000)
JimCarrey: I wonder how many seals escape being eaten by great white sharks because the sharks have mistaken them for surfers. ?B^P
(Wed, 26 Oct 2011 07:11:27 +0000)
JimCarrey: Goodmornoonevening world and welcome to the game of 'Enlightenment' (APPLAUSE) where contestants move on to higher l... http://t.co/BaTnReRA
(Sun, 23 Oct 2011 20:12:33 +0000)
JimCarrey: Life's a mirror tht shows us our beauty and blemishes. U either accept wht u see or u end up bloody n praying it doesn't leave a scar. ?B^]
(Sat, 22 Oct 2011 20:36:34 +0000)
JimCarrey: Life's a mirror tht shows us our beauty and blemishes. U either accept wht u see or u end up bloody n preying it doesn't leave a scar. ?B^]
(Sat, 22 Oct 2011 19:03:12 +0000)
JimCarrey: If you haven't seen this yet (http://t.co/3TYtfGjQ)click it and stick it in your #jimshapedhole ?B^P
(Fri, 21 Oct 2011 22:18:29 +0000)
JimCarrey: Click here to watch me play with myself http://t.co/3TYtfGjQ?8^•
(Wed, 19 Oct 2011 01:32:07 +0000)
JimCarrey: Wisdom is quietly speaking 2 u, through everything u see. If you're getting high u may avoid some pain bt you're missing the real show. ?;^]
(Sun, 16 Oct 2011 15:14:56 +0000)
JimCarrey: I was lucky to grow up in Canada. Even in tough times, there was always so much 2 be thankful 4. I love it dearly! ?:^B http://t.co/yWvvGhJ0
(Sat, 08 Oct 2011 00:03:33 +0000)
JimCarrey: I told my therapist that I was upset because people keep saying I'm crazy so he sent me to this lovely place in the ... http://t.co/80n0saUf
(Thu, 06 Oct 2011 17:25:54 +0000)
JimCarrey: Steve Jobs was an amazing man. He will live in my hard drive forever! ?;^}
(Thu, 06 Oct 2011 04:07:41 +0000)
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