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Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
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Ace: "Hey, maybe I'll give you a call sometime, your number still 911?"
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Ace: "Aaaaalllllrighty then!"
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Ace: "Man, I'm tired of being right!"
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Ace: "It's alive!! It's alive!!"
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Ace: "Assholomio ooooo'sodomia!"
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Ace: "Excuse me, I'd like to ASS you a few questions."
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Ace: "Thank you for all your cooperation, by the way, do you have a mint, perhaps some Binaca?"
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Ace: "Yes, yes, oh yeah!! Can you feel that, honey? Uh, uh, uh? I have exorcised the demons! This house is clear."
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Ace: "I don't smoke, it's a disgusting habit."
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Ace: "Do NOT go in there... Woooooo!!"
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Ace: "We're going downtown."
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Ace: "Gee, let me think... umm, sure!"
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Ace: "HDS Sir, and how are you this afternoon? Allllrighty then,
I have a package for you."
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Ace: "Excuse me, HDS! HDS comin' thru! Got a package, people!"
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Ace: "Come to me jungle friends!"
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[Ace laughs]
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Ace: "Like a glove!"
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Ace: "Hi, I'm looking for Ray Finkle... and a clean pair of shorts."
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Ace: "Loo-oOo-se-eerr!"
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[Mission Impossible theme]
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Ace: "Ooogeeboo, oogeebooboodoodoo..."
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Ace: "For God sakes Jim, I'm a doctor not a poolman!"
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Ace: "I just can't do it Captain, I don't have the powurr!"
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Ace: "Will you give a push while you're back there, pal?"
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Melissa: "Did you have any trouble getting in?"
Ace: "No, the guy with the rubber glove was surprisingly gentle."
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Ace: "Go ahead. Snoop around."
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Ace: "Afraid I'll make a stink, huh? Come on!!"
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Ace: "If I've been drinking out of the toilet, I might have been killed."
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Ace: "Holy ... testicle ... Tuesday."
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Ace: "Unconscious... exactly as I planned!"
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Ace "If I'm not back in 5 minutes, just wait longer."
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Ace: "Warning, assholes are closer than they appear!!"
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Ace: "Yes, satan?"
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Ace: "Yuuummy!!"
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