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Smell a white avatar. ?;^}>

(Fri Dec 19 19:52:10 +0000 2014)

@susiewong2008 Helloooo there, Oliver! What's shakin' bacon? ?;^}>

(Fri Dec 19 19:50:08 +0000 2014)

@PauullyB 150 kids were murdered by the taliban yesterday,creating unimaginable dispair, but I'm sorry you lost your fried dough balls. ;^\

(Thu Dec 18 17:26:53 +0000 2014)

Some laugh at the jokes. Some wonder who I am. I gave you a clue, 'a live saltwater ham.' http://t.co/esX26fTNT8

(Wed Dec 17 00:07:27 +0000 2014)

@RullinaticasR That's really cool. Spanks! ;^•

(Tue Dec 16 21:44:36 +0000 2014)

@RosieD0325 I'm also french and irish, Catherine. ;^}

(Tue Dec 16 21:21:24 +0000 2014)

RT @shane94uk: @JimCarrey is one bloody funny fucker!

(Tue Dec 16 01:24:22 +0000 2014)

@Chillsons if you don't pea yourself, I've failed, Peter. ?B^}>

(Tue Dec 16 00:04:46 +0000 2014)

My first Cricket rifle! Selling guns to 5 year olds. Guns don't kill people. 5 year olds with guns kill people. ;^\

(Thu May 02 23:56:24 +0000 2013)

I just added my voice. Text MYVOICE to 877877 to answer my call. #myvoice 3^}

(Tue Apr 23 18:58:59 +0000 2013)

@iAbood94 It's never to late to let ppl know you love em. ;^)

(Sun Apr 21 23:19:34 +0000 2013)

I love you Boston! Always have. You are brave and beautiful. 3^}

(Sun Apr 21 23:07:09 +0000 2013)

'How Roland Rolls'is my kids bk abt a little wave who learns he's also the whole big wide ocean! Coming ths fall. 8^D http://t.co/EslCJLqOb3

(Fri Apr 19 20:25:33 +0000 2013)

Like it or not, Wayne LaPierre is necessary. Without contrast how would we know what goodness looks like? ;^)

(Thu Apr 18 16:51:47 +0000 2013)

I'd like to thank the congress for reminding us that we should never take them seriously. Hail the corporatocracy! God bless the USNRA! 8^¥

(Thu Apr 18 16:28:40 +0000 2013)

There is no such thing as darkness, just the absence of #BOING! ;^}

(Wed Apr 17 03:39:53 +0000 2013)

My heart bleeds for those poor pple in Boston. It's just too much. ;^\

(Tue Apr 16 09:33:38 +0000 2013)

Birds r pretty but they have horrible farts.They flap their wings to get rid of the stench and fly away so they can't be blamed. Poot! >=}8>

(Mon Apr 15 18:01:17 +0000 2013)

@UrbanDrawer ;^•

(Mon Apr 15 14:10:15 +0000 2013)

Yesterday I was walking in the garden when Jesus appeared to me.I said,"Lord, why are u here?"And he said,"Because I love your honesty!" ;^P

(Mon Apr 15 07:34:44 +0000 2013)

One thing's for sure, we'll get the legislation we deserve. I'm gonna go listen to the birds, now. Remember actual tweeting? ;^}

(Sun Apr 14 01:04:19 +0000 2013)

Follow Senator Heidi Heitkamp @SenatorHeitkamp. Tell her to do right by all of our children. 3^|

(Sat Apr 13 18:57:34 +0000 2013)

@SenatorHeitkamp, How can you tell the parents of #Newtown that guns are not an issue in your state? This tragedy belongs to all of us. 3^|

(Sat Apr 13 18:46:26 +0000 2013)

Most Americans want real gun control. The 'Cold Dead Hand' backlash was gutless and contrived. #Newtown #IMNOTGOINGAWAY

(Sat Apr 13 04:27:08 +0000 2013)

NRA, Faithless even to its own members. http://t.co/5Z2k6v8V5P};^[

(Fri Apr 12 23:52:11 +0000 2013)

Jonathan Winters was the worthy custodian of a sparkling and childish comedic genius. He did God's work. I was lucky 2 know him. =;o{|}

(Fri Apr 12 19:51:39 +0000 2013)

Jonathon Winters was the worthy custodian of a sparkling and childish comedic genius. He did God's work. I was lucky 2 know him. =;o{|}

(Fri Apr 12 18:53:22 +0000 2013)

"You that hide behind walls, You that hide behind desks, I just want you to know, I can see through your masks." - Bob Dylan (cc:@NRA) };^[

(Thu Apr 11 20:28:23 +0000 2013)

"You that hide behind walls, You that hide behind desks, I just want you to know, I can see through your masks." -Bo… http://t.co/i4dy4hpePH

(Thu Apr 11 20:21:42 +0000 2013)

Congrats to the 68 senators who voted in favor of debate on gun legislation. Now, let's make America a safer place for our children. 3^|

(Thu Apr 11 15:54:50 +0000 2013)

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