JIM CARREY TWEETS
Displaying Tweets 1051-1080 tweets out of 1444State of the union. America has become the biggest gun club in the world and every single day now we are seeing that Karma played out. ;^\
(Wed Feb 13 03:05:56 +0000 2013)
Maybe we should bring the troops home from Afganistan and send them to Chicago. ;^•
(Tue Feb 12 17:57:38 +0000 2013)
Wish you all tons of love, folks. ;^}
(Mon Feb 11 07:37:15 +0000 2013)
@L8sknAsianThug Wow. U R a horrible racist! Please unfollow me! ;^P
(Mon Feb 11 07:34:22 +0000 2013)
@JanieLlano JANIE!!!!!
(Mon Feb 11 07:27:58 +0000 2013)
@TaylorrJoycee i love you 2
(Mon Feb 11 07:26:23 +0000 2013)
@Starkid16Potter Bruno Mars and Sting and rest. 'Could You Be Love?' Marley is essential! ;^)
(Mon Feb 11 07:24:09 +0000 2013)
Good Grammys tonight! Jam packed with boing! It has lifted me and now I cannot lose! WTH was with Frank Ocean though? Yikes! ;^•
(Mon Feb 11 07:20:39 +0000 2013)
Goin'to Walmart today to see if I can buy myself a drone. I just won't feel safe until I have that kind of fire power! ;^P
(Sat Feb 09 17:16:45 +0000 2013)
Well,it's bed time. I'm gonna take some ambien get naked and go for a drive or cook my own penis. You just never know with that stuff! }3^•
(Sat Feb 09 08:47:07 +0000 2013)
Some think I should just be funny. To them I say, "A good brain can do many things, especially if it's still connected to your heart." ;^)
(Sat Feb 09 07:02:38 +0000 2013)
@MaximumOlsen Good as gold Matt! Thx for askin'! ;^}
(Sat Feb 09 06:34:40 +0000 2013)
@rovibe71 You are misrepresenting me on both counts. Wake up and pay attention, donkey boy. 8^P
(Sat Feb 09 06:31:12 +0000 2013)
I'm sorry you're so afraid. ;^}
(Fri Feb 08 08:39:54 +0000 2013)
Yes, i agree with the ppl who argue that cars can be as deadly as guns but a car is a lot harder to get through the door of a classroom. ;^]
(Tue Feb 05 16:57:39 +0000 2013)
Any1 who would run out to buy an assault rifle after the Newtown massacre has very little left in their body or soul worth protecting. ;^\
(Sat Feb 02 19:27:31 +0000 2013)
Cardinal Mahoney has been released of his duties for protecting child molesters.Oh and he has to say 5 Our Fathers and 3 Hail Mary's. 8^P>+
(Fri Feb 01 19:36:12 +0000 2013)
Noah Emmerich is my best friend.Great actor and dude.We met when making Truman Show.His show is called The Americans on FX wed at 10pm. ;^]
(Sun Jan 27 19:03:50 +0000 2013)
RT @mattzollerseitz: Noah Emmerich might be one of the best actors alive. And he's brilliant in THE AMERICANS.
(Sun Jan 27 18:39:56 +0000 2013)
Don't blame Beyonce for lipsyncing. When it's cold and dry it's hard to get a smooth vocal sound.That's why i prerecord my armpit farts. ;^P
(Wed Jan 23 18:37:13 +0000 2013)
I couldn't sleep last night. How can any of us move forward without knowing for sure whether Beyonce lipsynced or not! ;^P
(Wed Jan 23 17:57:04 +0000 2013)
NOISE
(Sun Jan 13 19:57:43 +0000 2013)
There will always be ppl with mental issues. It's time to minimize the damage they can do by banning assault weapons. #dotherightthing
(Tue Dec 18 23:01:15 +0000 2012)
The Bushmaster rifle is manufactured by Cerberus Capital Management's Freedom Group. They are now selling this cancer to some other scum.
(Tue Dec 18 19:38:05 +0000 2012)
20 mass shootings a yr in America. Are you ok with that? I'm not. ;^\
(Mon Dec 17 23:24:33 +0000 2012)
I hope the end of the Myan calender is at least an end to the selfishness that puts assault rifles into the hands of dangerous ppl. ENOUGH!
(Mon Dec 17 21:47:01 +0000 2012)
The guns in our homes kill more innocent ppl than criminals, by far.In conn. massacre the guns belonged to his mom,who is also dead now. ;^\
(Sat Dec 15 00:29:25 +0000 2012)
I'm tired of living in fear about the 'fiscal cliff'.I wish I could just sleep until it's all over,but that's when Freddy can get ya! }:^P
(Wed Dec 05 05:14:45 +0000 2012)
Just saw Aerosmith live. Great! Steven Tyler is evergreen! Super guy too. Reminded me of how lucky I am to be a performer! ;^}
(Tue Dec 04 07:51:09 +0000 2012)
Archeologists are now saying that the visit of the 3 Magi to baby Jesus did happen but that the myrrh may have been a regift! o<[];^P
(Tue Nov 27 23:47:42 +0000 2012)
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