what is your favorite Ace Ventura pet detective line?

[JimCarreysGal]

"is it number one or number two..i just want to know how much time i have"<br><br>"hey maybe i'll give you a call sometime your number still 911 allllrighty then"<br><br>"hi im looking for ray finkle...and clean pair of shorts"<br><br>"welcome to come aboard captain stubbing how are gopher and dock alllright then"<br><br>"im in psychoville and finkles the major"<br><br>"look at that there little footballs" <br> melissa <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :aceatalk --><img src=http://jimcarreyonline.com/board/graphics/aceatalk.gif ALT=":aceatalk"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <br> <p></p><i></i>

[Guest]

When he talks with his butt<br>when he goes out of the bathroom all wet, and says "never go in there" <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :p --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/tongue.gif ALT=":p"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> or something i don´t remember exactly<br>On ace 2<br>when he plays with the tribu chief saying CHI......cago CHI.....cano CHI.....CAGO<br>and in t<br><br>And allllRIGHTYYY THENNN<br><br><br>BYE<br><!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :grinchb --><img src=http://jimcarreyonline.com/board/graphics/grinch.gif ALT=":grinchb"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <p></p><i></i>

[JimCarreysGal]

" i have excorcised the demon...this house is clear"<br><br> melissa <p></p><i></i>

[d0MiN0]

Ace<br><br>I'm in Psychoville and Finkle's the Mayor.<br><br>Why do you care about de dolphin? Do you know him? Does he call you at home? DO YOU HAVE A DORSAL FIN?!<br><br>Ace 2<br><br>Ace Ventura, Pet Detective. And you must be the Monopoly guy! [whispering] Thanks for the free parking! <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :aceatalk --><img src=http://jimcarreyonline.com/board/graphics/aceatalk.gif ALT=":aceatalk"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <p><!--EZCODE IMAGE START--><img src="http://www.comics2film.com/DCG/art/Art8590.jpg"/><!--EZCODE IMAGE END--></p><i></i>

[JimCarreysGal]

"its gonna be somekind of a record ...everyone loves the slinky your gonna get a slinky ...slinky slinky go slinky go"<br><br>"theres someone on the wing ...SOMETHING....im sorry what were you saying"<br><br>"can you feel that captain compost"<br><br>"fee fie foe fum ..i smell the fingerprints of scum"<br><br>"peanut?" " yes i have one right here its bulky but i consider it a carry on"<br><br>"anything wrong mr. ventura" "of course not this is a lovely room of death..takke care now bye bye then"<br><br>"kinda hot in these rhinos"<br> <br>"flowers for me well i do declare mr.boligard you are my he... was i talking in my sleep"<br><br>"the whatie whatin"<br> melissa <p></p><i></i>

[Another Lion]

I usually pull this one out for when I'm going to pop out of the scene for a bit:<br><br>"If I'm not back in five minutes... just wait longer!"<br><br>Carrey ON!<br>BCDavis<br><!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :aceb --><img src=http://jimcarreyonline.com/board/graphics/ace.gif ALT=":aceb"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <p>"You need to grab life by the horns, wrestle it to the ground, and live it!" (Mighty Mouse, from "MMLegends" novel by BCDavis)</p><i></i>

[Guest]

Ace 1:<br>A$$holes are closer than they appear...!!!<br><br>Ace 2:<br>Your balls are showing........ bumble bee tuna...! <p></p><i></i>

[Jimcarreyfan0725]

<!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :rollin --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/roll.gif ALT=":rollin"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> ...<br>I love Jim Carrey's movies soo much and so do the rest of my family. My dad and I can go on through the whole movie quoting it. <br>Here's some from Ace 2:<br>"your balls are showing....BUMBLE BEE TUNA"<br>"Hi-Ho Silver away!"<br>"This is a lovely room of death,take care now,bye-bye then"<br>"They say yuo act like Sissy-girl"<br>"oh yuo pretty chitty bang bang..."<br>"This took you 80 years to achieve" "It's alright i don't like it anymore" <p></p><i></i>

[JimCarreyschick]

<!--EZCODE UNDERLINE START--><span style="text-decoration:underline">Ace Ventura Pet Detective:</span><!--EZCODE UNDERLINE END--><br><br>"Alllllllllrighty Then!"<br><br>"You'd better be careful with that phone Luitenant, in time you could develope a tumor".<br><br>"HDS Sir, How are you this afternoon Allllllrighty Then!"<br><br>"If I'm not back in 5 minutes, just wait longer"<br><br>"No Way, you shouldn't be left alone right now, it may not be safe at you apartment"<br><br><!--EZCODE UNDERLINE START--><span style="text-decoration:underline">Ace Ventura When Nature Calls:</span><!--EZCODE UNDERLINE END--><br><br>"Isn't this incredable?, it's gonna be some kind of a record"<br><br>"Your request is not unlike your lower intestant, stinky and loaded with danger"<br><br>"Take care now, bye bye then!"<br><br>"Ace Ventura Pet Detective, How are you this afternoon? Alllllllllrighty Then!"<br><br>"Spank you very much"<br><!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :D --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/happy.gif ALT=":D"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :D --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/happy.gif ALT=":D"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :D --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/happy.gif ALT=":D"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :D --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/happy.gif ALT=":D"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :D --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/happy.gif ALT=":D"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :D --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/happy.gif ALT=":D"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :D --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/happy.gif ALT=":D"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :D --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/happy.gif ALT=":D"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :D --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/happy.gif ALT=":D"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :D --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/happy.gif ALT=":D"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :D --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/happy.gif ALT=":D"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :D --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/happy.gif ALT=":D"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :D --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/happy.gif ALT=":D"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :D --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/happy.gif ALT=":D"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :D --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/happy.gif ALT=":D"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :D --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/happy.gif ALT=":D"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :D --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/happy.gif ALT=":D"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :D --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/happy.gif ALT=":D"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :D --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/happy.gif ALT=":D"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :D --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/happy.gif ALT=":D"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :D --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/happy.gif ALT=":D"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :D --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/happy.gif ALT=":D"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :D --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/happy.gif ALT=":D"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :D --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/happy.gif ALT=":D"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :D --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/happy.gif ALT=":D"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <br> <p></p><i></i>

[phantom]

In Ace 1:<br>* Spank you very much!<br>*Is your number still 911? Allrighty then!<br><br>In Ace 2<br>*If you are me then i'll be you. And than i use your body to get to the top.<br>*Let's do all the things YOU wanna do!<!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :D --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/happy.gif ALT=":D"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <p></p><i></i>

[Michelleonspirit]

"YOU SEE? HUMANS AND ANIMALS CANLIVE IN HARMONY"<br><br>"Holy, testicle tuesday"<br><br>"hmm, looks like its about time to get myself a date<br><br>"well f*ck my ozone"<br>- Hank Evans from Me, Myself & Irene <p></p><i></i>