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Postby quirky » Sat Dec 17, 2005 5:28 pm

Holly Jolly Christmas is my favorite Christmas song.

It just came on the radio and I couldn't just ENJOY it because I kept thinking about the piss take you did on Ellen!

Grrrrrrrrroar!!!!

You owe me a Christmas carol!!!

*walks away down the hall mumbling*
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Postby quirky » Sat Dec 17, 2005 8:47 pm

Whatever you do...don't TOUCH "The Christmas Song" with Nat King Cole singing...because that's my 2nd favorite Christmas Carol!

And if you make it yours, even though it IS the holidays...I will jump up and down and yell seasonally innapropriate things until the neighbors think I'm channeling Sam Kinison!
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Postby cotton » Sat Dec 17, 2005 9:25 pm

oh geez I hope you are kidding!lol

He did a version of the The Christmas song I think on David Letterman last year so you are a bit late

I heard Burl Ives the other day and I never once thought of Jim's version the whole time it was on. It must be that Ear Worm you suffer with. Do they have Ear worm meds?lol
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Postby carreyd away » Sun Dec 18, 2005 12:05 am

cotton wrote:Do they have Ear worm meds?lol


No, you must have an exorcism for ear worm as they are evil!

I love "Holly Jolly Christmas" and I love Burl Ives! I still thought it was hysterical. I also loved his Johnny Mathis impersonation by just singing sounds... too perfect!
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Postby quirky » Sun Dec 18, 2005 12:14 am

It was funny. Never mind me...
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Postby cotton » Sun Dec 18, 2005 12:16 am

No, you must have an exorcism for ear worm as they are evil!


I would try tweezers first. Just stick the tweezers in your ear and pull the worms out. Then before you go to bed at night put earplugs in your ears to keep the ear worms from crawling back in.lol

What I want to know, Quirks,is how do get ear worms in the first place and are they contagious?
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Postby quirky » Sun Dec 18, 2005 12:19 am

An ear worm is much like a brain fart.

If you're lucky they are short-lived and go away on their own. OR you can hum the theme from "I Dream of Jeannie"....and sometimes that wards them off.
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Postby cotton » Sun Dec 18, 2005 12:24 am

lol

Why "I dream of Genie"?
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Postby quirky » Sun Dec 18, 2005 12:40 am

It's not for me to wonder why....
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Postby Laura Laing » Mon Dec 19, 2005 2:41 am

Don't be too upset with Jim Quirky - he made me feel the same way when he was on Conan O'Brien and started the audience singing the provincial anthem of Ontario in rounds...It was gross! Yuck....made me feel like using excessive amounts of mouthwash!!!

But I have got over it....I guess time heals...as do charm and good looks.... :lol:
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Postby carreypunkrawker » Mon Dec 19, 2005 6:34 am

sorry but I hate the song Holly Jolly Christmas by Burl Ives and i love his "piss" job that he did on Ellen. that was awesome! I think I like the song done by Burl Ives now because Jim did an awesome impersonation. why are you a fan of Jim if you hate his impressions? it's not always about good looks and charm. i look deeper than that when it comes to Jim. Jim's hilarious. that's what makes him sexier than ever to me.

LET THE CUSSING AT CARREYPUNKRAWKER BEGIN!
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Postby fluffy » Mon Dec 19, 2005 10:47 am

IT'S TONGUE IN CHEEK...................lol..........she doesn't hate him at all................lol

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Postby quirky » Mon Dec 19, 2005 5:59 pm

Heh.
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Postby Jimmie » Wed Dec 28, 2005 12:51 am

You know, quirky, people like you piss me off! I can't believe how much your flipping out about Jim singing a Christmas song! Some people actually like to have fun around Christmas...but i guess you don't know that.
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Postby mav » Wed Dec 28, 2005 1:14 am

I see some of the younger lot not getting humor. Shucks :(

I sprayed my drink out when my brain started the 'I dream of Jeannie' tune. *%&$you quirky :lol:
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