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Postby jimliker » Mon Nov 28, 2005 3:00 pm

u know u r getting old on ur every b'day!!!
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Postby fluffy » Mon Nov 28, 2005 3:53 pm

oh hell...............you're only as old as you feel.............i'm still 15 going on 5........lol............

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Postby cotton » Mon Nov 28, 2005 4:39 pm

When you realise Engelbert Humperdink and Neil Diamond are not that bad. And when you like to listen to music at a reasonable volume.
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Postby quirky » Mon Nov 28, 2005 5:58 pm

When you find a station that plays all the music you grew up with and it's called "Oldies 104".
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Postby quirky » Mon Nov 28, 2005 5:59 pm

OH yeah....and the toys you love are in antique shops. i.e. Rockmsockem Robots.
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Postby Jimenem » Mon Nov 28, 2005 9:15 pm

When you go clothes shopping, and insted of finding something "cute" you look for something "comfortable."
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Postby Clemmy » Mon Nov 28, 2005 9:43 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby Jimenem » Tue Nov 29, 2005 2:29 am

You know your getting old when you have to shout "HUH?" after ever letter called at the BINGO hall.
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Postby xmassmurdere » Tue Nov 29, 2005 2:39 am

you realize your arm is in pain from all your friends punching you the number of times your age is
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Postby cotton » Tue Nov 29, 2005 2:45 am

When your childhood pics start to discolor
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Postby Clemmy » Tue Nov 29, 2005 3:36 am

when that frown is not from disapproval but from the effort of trying to read font size 12.
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Postby carreyd away » Tue Nov 29, 2005 10:40 am

When you start saying things your parents used to say that made you nuts! ie: "Back in my day..."
"That's not music, that's just noise!"
"I can't believe that girl would leave the house looking like that!"

Side note: When did music that drove your parents nuts become tolerable to them? Like, when I was younger, Alice Cooper was scary as hell, now the music sounds like pop music! Same with Kiss (no offense conor, it's true). Just the other day, I stopped by my dad's house (he is 75) only to find him in the garage, waxing his car whilst Pink Floyd's "Have a Cigar" was cranked up to 11 on his stereo. He had to turn it down to talk to me. Then, two days later, my mom (who is 71) tells me she wants Rod Stewart records for Christmas. And not the "songbook" series either... I feel like I'm in Bizzaro world!
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Postby thecablegal » Tue Nov 29, 2005 5:17 pm

Everything on your body is 2 inches lower than it used to be! :lol: :lol:
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Postby Eskarpin » Thu Dec 01, 2005 9:12 pm

When you place every night in a glass the denture
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Postby quirky » Thu Dec 01, 2005 9:27 pm

Eskarpin wrote:When you place every night in a glass the denture


I remember when I was little waking up, padding to the bathroom and seeing the pink toothpool and blue toothpool. Grandma and Grandpa had a safe trip!

Nilla wafers for BREAKFAST!!! (grandpa loved them)
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