JIM CARREY TWEETS
Displaying Tweets 1081-1110 tweets out of 1444I'd like to wish you all a Happy Mothers Day. What, too early?! o<[];^P
(Tue Nov 27 21:36:49 +0000 2012)
Congrats Mr. Obama! Sincerely hope dems and reps can be better dance partners this time out! ;^)
(Wed Nov 07 06:52:59 +0000 2012)
In the near future we'll only be able to communicate through devices. Actual human contact will be outlawed by the Apple iCourt. 8^Â¥
(Sun Nov 04 17:46:59 +0000 2012)
Where's my phone? Has anyone seen my phone? Oh... I'm tweeting on it! Nevermind! ;^}
(Sun Nov 04 17:05:09 +0000 2012)
Why do ppl wonder if there is life on other planets when the planets, stars and everything in the universe is life. Everything's alive! ;^)
(Fri Nov 02 22:49:51 +0000 2012)
I am not Jim Carrey but he's been a pretty reliable vehicle so far,comfortable yet sporty and manuverable,fun to drive on or off road. ;^}
(Fri Nov 02 22:29:17 +0000 2012)
@rachelwaters5 Good choice. Very cute! ;^}
(Fri Nov 02 17:28:08 +0000 2012)
Lots of good ppl suffering difficult losses on the east coast. My heart goes out to them. ;^\
(Thu Nov 01 16:41:09 +0000 2012)
Everything in life is dancing around on a bed of calm silence.No matter how chaotic the surface is, a stillness lies underneath.S'good. ;^}
(Tue Oct 30 17:59:45 +0000 2012)
If you really study Mitt Romney's fake humble caring friend to all mankind face, it's hard to miss the glaring insincerity of the man. ;^P
(Sun Oct 28 07:53:58 +0000 2012)
1 thing that's always missing frm the republican agenda, compassion toward your fellow man.With Obama I'll pay more but I'll sleep well. ;^}
(Fri Oct 26 17:02:51 +0000 2012)
I'm sick of new Apple icrap! Gee, ihope the new ipad isn't so thin that my finger breaks through when iwipe my APPLE OWNED ASS WITH IT! 8^Q
(Wed Oct 24 07:00:14 +0000 2012)
I don't trust politicians much but i prefer Obama.Despite insane partisan resistance n enormous challenges he's done surprisingly well. ;^)
(Tue Oct 23 00:13:08 +0000 2012)
Time 4 the 3rd debate, the political eqivalent of driving past a street corner several times to make sure u choose the least skanky ho! ;^)
(Sun Oct 21 15:52:01 +0000 2012)
JimCarrey: Goodmornoonevening world. It's a stunningly beautiful day here in Great Britain! Heading to Pinewood studios to film Kick-Ass2. LOVE IT! ;^}
(Sat, 06 Oct 2012 13:34:00 +0000)
JimCarrey: I'm watching the debates to see if Romneys face finally cracks off from trying 2 keep the fake ingratiating smile on it.He scares me so! 8^]
(Sat, 06 Oct 2012 00:10:54 +0000)
JimCarrey: Funny 2 watch pres debates being promoted like prize fights.Gotta keep us interested for 3.Can Obama come back?Was he rope a doppin'?! ;^•
(Sat, 06 Oct 2012 00:01:38 +0000)
JimCarrey: I love Canada! It's where my #BOING was born! •<[];^] http://t.co/v2WNwIWR
(Sun, 23 Sep 2012 22:39:49 +0000)
JimCarrey: Just took a 5mile run on the waterfront in my old stompin' grounds. U sure are a beautiful town, Toronto! My heart is a hockey puck! •<[];^]
(Sun, 23 Sep 2012 21:22:47 +0000)
JimCarrey: Big surprise, Kate Middleton has breasts! My sympathy to the photographers mother. If only abortion were retroactive. ;^\
(Sun, 16 Sep 2012 20:58:26 +0000)
JimCarrey: Violence is how ppl who feel inferior,try to regain their self-esteem but if there is a God,I'll bet he's tired of being their excuse. ;^\
(Fri, 14 Sep 2012 18:48:10 +0000)
JimCarrey: It's getting far too easy to set the world on fire. ;^\
(Fri, 14 Sep 2012 07:01:35 +0000)
JimCarrey: News Flash! There is no pussy in heaven, so you might as well simmer down and get it while it's hot! ;^•
(Thu, 13 Sep 2012 23:54:09 +0000)
JimCarrey: Goodmornoonevening world!Dogs r manic today.Wonder if there's gonna b an earthquake.They're like primitive Richter scales.We'll see. ;^•
(Tue, 11 Sep 2012 17:48:04 +0000)
JimCarrey: Incase I haven't told u lately, I love u all, even if u don't agree with my beliefs. It's a beautiful world and that's what u deserve. ;^)
(Mon, 03 Sep 2012 01:37:11 +0000)
JimCarrey: @JanMarie_ There are male hookers too.You're the sexist! ;^P
(Mon, 03 Sep 2012 00:32:49 +0000)
JimCarrey: Real issue?Capitol Hill is an auction house where ethics r sold 2 the highest bidder.I'd say brothel bt hookers actually provide a service.
(Sat, 01 Sep 2012 16:19:19 +0000)
JimCarrey: Clint.I love U and I disagree.U can't blame Obama 4 wreckage caused by Bush when GOP made obstructing his progress 'their only concern'. ;^)
(Sat, 01 Sep 2012 15:24:09 +0000)
JimCarrey: There's no lack! My #BOING runneth over! ;^•
(Mon, 27 Aug 2012 01:19:51 +0000)
JimCarrey: @Thompsonetti There are non leathal forms of protection. ;^)
(Fri, 24 Aug 2012 15:57:21 +0000)
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