Resume a story!

Happygal · Post by **Happygal** » Tue Aug 01, 2006 4:44 am

"How about the entire stalk?"

jimliker · Post by **jimliker** » Tue Aug 01, 2006 3:09 pm

"ummm well ya sure"

quirky · Post by **quirky** » Tue Aug 01, 2006 4:52 pm

The asparagi obliviously jumped into the food processor....

Happygal · Post by **Happygal** » Tue Aug 01, 2006 10:29 pm

Thats when I tricked them and turned it on.

quirky · Post by **quirky** » Tue Aug 01, 2006 11:17 pm

"Bye bye asparagi!" I went back to cleaning the house...I woke up hours later, it appears someone had replaced my Febreze with ether. Who was after me now?

Happygal · Post by **Happygal** » Tue Aug 01, 2006 11:21 pm

I then found a note that said, "Meet me at the coner of 6th Street at two o'clock."

Jimenem · Post by **Jimenem** » Wed Aug 02, 2006 8:09 pm

But when I went there was no one to be found, except another note saying "Psych, I got you! Ha HA Ha Meet me at the OTHER corner. . .you know which. Warning this paper will self destruct in 5 seconds."

Happygal · Post by **Happygal** » Wed Aug 02, 2006 8:22 pm

So I threw the paper and watched it explode. Then, when I got to the corner, I was shocked to see who was there.

Jimenem · Post by **Jimenem** » Wed Aug 02, 2006 10:02 pm

It was that darn elephant again!!!

Happygal · Post by **Happygal** » Wed Aug 02, 2006 10:28 pm

I then asked him, "Where have you been and what do you want ?"

Laura Laing · Post by **Laura Laing** » Thu Aug 03, 2006 12:00 am

I've been on a walk and brought back some chopped asparagus I happened upon the way. Would you like to try some? It's quite lovely!

jimlover · Post by **jimlover** » Thu Aug 03, 2006 3:24 am

"Well,ya sure,i would like to have one"

Happygal · Post by **Happygal** » Thu Aug 03, 2006 4:47 am

Then I realized, these were the asparagi that I chopped up!

jimliker · Post by **jimliker** » Thu Aug 03, 2006 3:59 pm

Oh geez! I did a mistake!!!

Happygal · Post by **Happygal** » Thu Aug 03, 2006 4:22 pm

So I faked a seizer to get out of eat the aparagi.