DIALOGUE EXCERPTS

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The Grinch: "What's that stench? It's fantastic!"  71KB 132KB
The Grinch: "One man's compost heap is another man's potpourri." 72KB 112KB
The Grinch: "Hate, hate, hate. Hate, hate, hate. Double hate! LOATHE ENTIRELY!" 124KB 247KB
The Grinch: "Blast this Christmas music. It's joyful and triumphant." 106KB 240KB
The Grinch: "The G-train has left the station!" 55KB 70KB
The Grinch: Laughs. "Ah, that's a good one." 168KB 265KB
The Grinch: "Those Whos are hard to frazzle, Max. But, we did our worst, and that's all that matters." 96KB 172KB
The Grinch: "I like it!" 36KB 28KB
The Grinch: "That's what it's all about, isn't it? That's what it's always been about. Gifts, gifts, gifts, gifts, gifts, gifts, gifts! You wanna know what happens to your gifts? They all come to me. In your garbage. You see what I'm saying? In your GARBAGE! I could hang myself with all the bad Christmas neckties I found at the dump. And the avarice. The avarice NEVER ENDS! 'I want golf clubs. I want diamonds. I want a pony so I can ride it twice, get bored and sell it to make glue.' I don't wanna make waves, but this whole Christmas Season is stupid, stupid, stupid!" 811KB  
The Grinch: "Oh, the Whomanity!" 70KB 94KB
The Grinch: "I must stop this whole thing. Why for year after year I've put up with it now. I must stop this Christmas from coming!" 186KB 335KB
The Grinch: "Are you having a holly, jolly Christmas?" 96KB 178KB
The Grinch: "Cheer up dude, it's Christmas." 50KB 71KB
Cindy: "You're the, the, the, the..."
The Grinch: "The Grinch!"
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