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Wal-Mart.

I know it's very average of me, but the Wal-Mart experience NEVER disappoints.

As I take my cart as quickly as possible to get the items I need, dodging other shoppers who operate their carts precariously (I'm very strategic), I always see something that fascinates me.

I was there tonight, for instance, and was exceptionally lucky to overhear a man (standing near the hams) as he dialed his cell phone and said to the person on the other end: "Honey, I got the mayonnaise, but it's NOT on sale."

I wonder how this guy shopped before cell-phone technology made it possible to dial inanely.

I giggled inwardly as I pictured him panicked in front of some shelves dialing his beloved to say, "Honey....CRISIS! They are out of albacore tuna in olive oil!"

What's your FAVORITE article of clothing?

i love scarves..... i have like 50 of them...i wear one all the time....






What do you always do before going to sleep????

hehehe I've never been to a Wal-mart, but I guess it's just like K-mart here. Or Target. I like walking around in both of them. Especially the toy and dvd/cd sections

What I do before i got to sleep... not a routine for me, but i always need to wash my hair... it's just something i have to do when i take a shower. i always have to pray before i sleep. It makes me feel better after i read the bible as well. Especially when i've just watched a freaky movie...... i'm never watching one again...... i'm sort of religious.... but then i only go to church occassionally. That's just me....

question: What was your childhood dream? (I can't exactly remember mine.... might have been to run away from home....... but later on, i really wanted to study at Hogwarts...... i had nothing else to dream about...)

When i was really little, i wanted to be a singer..lol, i cant sing worth shit, lol. I also wanted to be at hogwarts thoguh. I thoguht i would fit in there more then being here in the normal world. i STILL think i do!

question: what was your favourite game as a kid?

when i was a kid i used to like bedminton.

Have u ever had a physical fight with anyone?

No, and I think that's highly unusual...but I took the "turn the other cheek" lesson in Sunday school VERY seriously.

I have also never gotten my a - arse kicked while turning the other cheek.

I guess I'm just not confrontational. I live by the saying, "Who angers you, conquers you."

I have had obscenities screamed at me by protestors and while some people got mad or uncomfortable and ran....I just kept walking while I laughed. It was ridiculous. Absurd.

Do you prefer milk or bittersweet chocolate?

Milk chocolate.


Are you a coffedrinker?

Nope. I just don't drink it.... that explains why I get quite sleepy during class.... but I don't like coffee... so yep

Question: Have you ever been in a school play? (I was.... i think 5 years ago.....i had to play a black guy... i was terrible)

Yes, last year I played "Hunold" and "ein hunnischer Kriegsherr" (something like a general in the past) in the play "Die Nibelungen". It plays in the middle ages (medi evil times, hehe). It were two roles in one play but they were not too long. Hunold was often on stage but he had not to say much and the general said nothing. He "only" killed the king of the enemies, Gunther.

Do you prefer snow or sunshine?

i prefer snow. I have never seen it in real. I really wanna c it.

Do u like plain milk or some chocolate or something in it?

errr.... i like... soy milk~ Yes..... even if it's sometimes tasteless.... depending on the brand.

question: do you blow-dry your hair after you've washed it, or do you just leave it to dry on it's own? (Mine used to be short enough to not be bothered with the blow-dryer, but now that it's long... i have to.... )

I just had my hair cut today.

WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU HAD A HAIRCUT???

I think that was one or two months ago.


How long do you sleep normally in a night?

i sleep about 8 hours a night...






what is your favorite type of cheese???

am not a real big cheese-fan.-but i do like the mild ones.-

are you left-or righthandled?