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No, that was me.

Then who wrote this??

And I don't want to be that person with the big wandering eyes and messed up psyche because she's too distracted by fairy tales.

I do.........good one Quirky

And those pictures are brilliant Niobe.

I read too many fairy tales as a kid.

Fairy tales are good...I'm just messing around...I never really believed in the fairy-tale ending for myself...until now......
Because I think that a lot of what you get has to do with how you think, so it doesn't hurt to believe

But maybe they give the wrong message to children, it's a debate, I actually don't like a lot of the messages Disney puts out there. For instances some I don't like are Beauty and the Beast...others I can't think of right now

I saw someone I knew in the store today. I should have invited him over for brisket....

I'm just weary of the lonliness.

How do you get rid of three trousers in a day?

Here's how...
1. You carelessly saunter too close to the bench on the sidewalk that has a nail jutting out for the sole purpose of catching your trouser leg and ripping it a good three inches.

2. You go home for another trouser. It is wrinkled and needs an iron. Your $10 dollar bargain iron decides to promptly gets stuck on it and leaves a moderate but dark enough burn to render it useless. The thin thread of sanity has become thinner.

3. You change into another one quite uneventfully for the rest of the day. But wait. In the evening you probably feel the trouser is hungry and heap a generous helping of red cabbage on your lap. And no, it doesn't come off.
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Sorry to hear about your pants.







*mild chuckle*

Geez Mav... sorry to hear about it too ... it sounds like the murphy of pants paid you a very good visit!!





*joins quirky in mild chuckle*

murphy of pants

Huh huh haha huh huh huh ha ha!

It does...were you the one who believes in fairy-tales...

i'm the terminal dreamer Michele...........lol.........my school reports all used to say so as a kid.........and i do believe things come true......
far too much has happened for me not to.......

fluffy

I think I've turned evil.

Remember the convenience store with the solicitous middle eastern guys?

Today the guy in the shop (who I've seen before) is about 60, I'd say.

I ask for my Marlboros and when he gives them to me, he did this really obvious looking me completely up and down.

I'm wearing an oversized navy Fila sweatshirt and navy sweat pants...I'm thinking gimme a #$%^ break.

Then he says, "I think you real nice lady maybe you give me phone number?" And he picks up a pen while I'm inhaling and trying to think of a graceful way to back out of this.

I wind up saying, "I'm just REALLY not interested...."

I could said, "I don't have a phone" or "I'm seeing someone....."

But no...I just get this expression on my face that already says it all and then land the verbal coup de grace.

Seriously, he's 60.....

Hmmm..... what if it was a 60-year-old Harrison Ford asking for your number?

Clemmy wrote:Hmmm..... what if it was a 60-year-old Harrison Ford asking for your number?

I'm too Rubenesque for Harrison.

Seriously....that's why I'm evil....I shove the geriatrics out of the dating pool.

I would date someone up to probably 50.

lol...perhaps he's just had a rough life and he's actually much younger.....

fluffy

Yeah.... a 50-year-old Mel Gibson wouldn't be bad!!!

Seriously....that's why I'm evil....I shove the geriatrics out of the dating pool.

But, I still don't see why you are evil... you are only defining the boundaries