Posted: Thu Nov 10, 2005 12:19 am
That was good fluffy!
Why do the birds fly so high?
As I look at the sky people say hi
by beeping their horn as I go by.
As I look at the sky CRASH! dang, I hit a guy.
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Posted: Thu Nov 10, 2005 11:43 pm
I look at the sky and I wonder why
Why do the birds fly so high?
As I look at the sky people say hi
by beeping their horn as I go by.
As I look at the sky CRASH! dang, I hit a guy.
Why do the birds fly so high?
As I look at the sky people say hi
by beeping their horn as I go by.
As I look at the sky CRASH! dang, I hit a guy.
Posted: Fri Nov 11, 2005 9:09 pm
There once was a cat that was grey
It barfed someplace every day
I gave it a pill
It was tricky, but still
It keeps all the ralphing at bay.
It barfed someplace every day
I gave it a pill
It was tricky, but still
It keeps all the ralphing at bay.
Posted: Fri Nov 18, 2005 10:47 pm
There once was a fellow named Jim
Who could literally bend every limb
He's so elastic
Jim Carrey's fantastic
He keeps me from feeling so grimm.
Who could literally bend every limb
He's so elastic
Jim Carrey's fantastic
He keeps me from feeling so grimm.
Posted: Fri Nov 18, 2005 10:53 pm
That's a good one Jimenem!
Posted: Fri Nov 18, 2005 11:07 pm
... ok I'll try one....
I once was told
that polite girls were in vogue
But I've just found out
that the good blokes
prefer girls who are bold
Oh man that sucks! I mean, my limericks...
I once was told
that polite girls were in vogue
But I've just found out
that the good blokes
prefer girls who are bold
Oh man that sucks! I mean, my limericks...
Posted: Fri Nov 18, 2005 11:15 pm
lol............
you can be bold but classy.....
stylish, not brassy
and the men all love
a funny lassie.........
fluffy
you can be bold but classy.....
stylish, not brassy
and the men all love
a funny lassie.........
fluffy
Re: Jimericks?
Posted: Sun Nov 20, 2005 9:37 pm
birdie, birdie in the sky
why did ya dookie in my eye
i didn´t shout i didn´t cry
i just thanked god that cows don´t fly
is that a limerick??
greeets from germany
why did ya dookie in my eye
i didn´t shout i didn´t cry
i just thanked god that cows don´t fly
is that a limerick??
greeets from germany
Posted: Mon Nov 21, 2005 2:13 am
... that's funny ....
Welcome to JCO, Chumpette!
Welcome to JCO, Chumpette!
Posted: Mon Nov 21, 2005 8:14 pm
Welcome to JCO, that was a good poem. This isn't only limericks, you can post any kind of poem.
Posted: Tue Nov 22, 2005 12:14 am
Lost in the space of a useless thought,
Sitting in the same chair where I rot...
Blinded by your fictional words
I never loved you that way
Thats really all I have to say
Are these supposed to be funny? If so, maybe you can pretend that was funny and laugh anyway
Sitting in the same chair where I rot...
Blinded by your fictional words
I never loved you that way
Thats really all I have to say
Are these supposed to be funny? If so, maybe you can pretend that was funny and laugh anyway
Posted: Tue Nov 22, 2005 12:53 am
looking up high in the sky
what is that flying by
is it bird, is it fly
it is my underwear going by
what is that flying by
is it bird, is it fly
it is my underwear going by
Posted: Tue Nov 22, 2005 6:26 pm
Where oh where has my little mav gone?
I come to the site, and she's never on.
Her mom is in town, so she's busy right now.
Or perhaps she was crushed by a hangliding cow.
I come to the site, and she's never on.
Her mom is in town, so she's busy right now.
Or perhaps she was crushed by a hangliding cow.
Posted: Wed Nov 23, 2005 10:48 pm
Mary had a little lamb
It was so ugly and fat
It resembled a baked ham
And maybe even a large dead rat
And everywhere that Mary went,
This lamb was sure to go
Until one day Mary retired
From being a lamb-carrying hoe...
It was so ugly and fat
It resembled a baked ham
And maybe even a large dead rat
And everywhere that Mary went,
This lamb was sure to go
Until one day Mary retired
From being a lamb-carrying hoe...
Posted: Wed Nov 23, 2005 11:01 pm
that was hilarious kasper.
Little miss muffet sat on a tucket eating her curds and way
when along came a spider and sat down beside her and scared miss muffet away
miss muffet went home to grab her gun
to return and blow that spider away.
Little miss muffet sat on a tucket eating her curds and way
when along came a spider and sat down beside her and scared miss muffet away
miss muffet went home to grab her gun
to return and blow that spider away.