Jim Carrey Online

Posted: **Wed Oct 05, 2005 10:59 pm**

You have to have two eyes, a nose, a mouth and two ears.

Posted: **Wed Oct 05, 2005 11:21 pm**

Dang... I'm out then...

Posted: **Wed Oct 05, 2005 11:25 pm**

thecablegal wrote:Dang... I'm out then...

You AND Van Gogh.

Posted: **Wed Oct 05, 2005 11:25 pm**

Hehehe

You make me laugh

Posted: **Wed Oct 05, 2005 11:29 pm**

I'm glad. Tune in tomorrow............

Posted: **Thu Oct 06, 2005 9:43 pm**

Does Michael Jackson count??? is the thing he uses to smell considered a nose??

Posted: **Thu Oct 06, 2005 9:48 pm**

More like the socket for a 2 pin plug, Jimenem

Posted: **Thu Oct 06, 2005 10:06 pm**

Lol, If he had another surgery we could fit a three prong plug there!

Posted: **Thu Oct 06, 2005 10:15 pm**

That'd be good for us nutters over here in the UK! I need somewhere to plug in my microwave...

... Though I'm not sure I want MJ in my house!

Posted: **Fri Oct 07, 2005 7:58 pm**

I know I wouldn't want him in my house. He would scare the crap out of my lil sis. Halloween is the only time when he can walk around in public and not offend anyone.

Posted: **Sat Oct 08, 2005 3:54 am**

Writers Block

Writers block
the words are stuck.
I have so much
but most is muck.

It's much too hard
it's in my head.
It won't come out
i'm off to bed.....................lol

fluffy

Posted: **Sat Oct 08, 2005 5:19 pm**

I'm feeling a bit grumpy and sore.
The morning is never a bore.
I look at the cat.
Look down off the bat.
She's ralphed outside my closed door.

Posted: **Sat Oct 08, 2005 5:49 pm**

Quirky's getting really upset
At that little fuzz ball of a pet
She would never do harm
It's against Quirky's charm
But that cat will soon feel some regret.

Don't hurt it too bad quirky. . . It's only a cat.

Posted: **Sat Oct 08, 2005 5:53 pm**

Oh, I petted it for fifteen minutes this morning even after it ralphed. I'd never hurt an animal.

Posted: **Sat Oct 08, 2005 6:11 pm**

I know you wouldn't. I was just jokin'

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