Posted: Thu Feb 09, 2006 5:20 pm
Did you tell her that the real Jim is out of reach at the moment BUT Flat Jim is available mondays and tuesdays for a low feequirky wrote:My mom said, and I quote: "Is he married?"
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Posted: Thu Feb 09, 2006 5:24 pm
She's amused by flat Jim. We just curbed any lascivious thoughts with fresh strawberries on waffles.
Posted: Thu Feb 09, 2006 5:26 pm
lol............flat Ediies got competition i see.............lol
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Posted: Thu Feb 09, 2006 5:28 pm
Flat Jim doesn't leave the house.
Posted: Thu Feb 09, 2006 5:31 pm
you should laminate him........all that drooling is gonna play havoc with the paper..............lol
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Posted: Thu Feb 09, 2006 5:34 pm
The pistachio pudding will ruin it too.
Posted: Thu Feb 09, 2006 5:34 pm
If I laminated him, he'd suffocate!
I don't want to be known as the one who offed Flat Jim.
I don't want to be known as the one who offed Flat Jim.
Posted: Thu Feb 09, 2006 5:39 pm
Will there be little flat Quirkys running around the house in the near future?
Posted: Thu Feb 09, 2006 5:40 pm
but you can have long romantic baths with Flat Jim......or 'have' him in the shower if you made him waterproof. I know i'd like to luxuriate in the hot tub with Jim........ ............even if i did have to be wary of paper cuts in delicate places........ 
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............even if i did have to be wary of paper cuts in delicate places........ fluffy
Posted: Thu Feb 09, 2006 5:47 pm
I beg to differ! Flat Jim doesn't charge. He's free... and available 24/7. Only I don't have a flat Jim. Anyone else not have a flat Jim, and why?cotton wrote:
Did you tell her that the real Jim is out of reach at the moment BUT Flat Jim is available mondays and tuesdays for a low fee
Posted: Thu Feb 09, 2006 6:35 pm
Quirkys flat Jim is different tho. He can't be available all the time. He needs time to give free tours, help Quirky to make little flat Quirkys, join her in a pistachio pudding fight every now and then and help her take take of the alien baby she had not that long ago.lol
Posted: Thu Feb 09, 2006 7:01 pm
I know this is all a joke...or it is? ....but to answer my own question, flat Jim wouldn't do it for me. That's why I haven't requested flat Jim in the mail. And I wonder if they have updated the picture? Jim looks more mature now, and I like his new look.
Posted: Thu Feb 09, 2006 7:08 pm
Of course we are kidding
No they haven't updated it yet. WHY SHOULD THEY IT IS ONLY 15 YEARS OLD!!! GEEEZZZZ!!!!!
I am only joking Michele. I say the same thing too. Jim UPDATE YOUR PIC!!!lol
No they haven't updated it yet. WHY SHOULD THEY IT IS ONLY 15 YEARS OLD!!! GEEEZZZZ!!!!!
I am only joking Michele. I say the same thing too. Jim UPDATE YOUR PIC!!!lol
Posted: Thu Feb 09, 2006 7:12 pm
No, but I think there is a bit of seriousness to every joke, even this one. Hence all the pictures of flat Jim, all over the place. It says something about ALL of us, I think.
I bug, no?
OK I'm going off now. Bye.
I bug, no?
OK I'm going off now. Bye.
Posted: Thu Feb 09, 2006 7:19 pm
Hmmmm........ So you think that Quirky really does have a alien baby? 