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Jess wrote:Hmmm, I guess I should add to this, since I started it. So here goes. I start out the morning ....ok G rated right? So after that I would make him breakfast made to order. Then we'd get cleaned up for the day....I'm thinking bubble bath and an all over rub starting with the feet. Then we'd go to WRSHP and ride the horses and have a picnic. Hopefully doing so in a nice secluded meadow with a pond (I don't know if they have that kind of open space in LA) We would go fishing and I'm sure one of us would push the other in and so we'd have to take a swim and swing off the rope swing hanging from the tree and then once we were done doing that we would just lay there in the shade of a weeping willow tree (there are no bugs in my day with Jim btw), him on his back and me facing him on my stomach with my chin propped up on my hands and we would just talk and laugh about everything and anything. Eventually I'd end up with my head on his arm and we might take a cat nap. And I have to throw this in there....but I'm sure I'd have to steal a kiss or 20.

Then we'd wake up and head back home and play a little tennis and then we would get ready for a night of dancing....ballroom dancing and karaoke! Him in a dapper tux and I in a beautiful flowing pale pink chiffon gown like this only again, pale pink.

The place we would go to would play big band and swing music. All the good old stuff. We would be like Ginger Rogers and Fred Astaire out on the dance floor as we float around as if we were the only 2 people there and then....the music would stop and a special song would be dedicated to the two of us.....the lights would all dim and change to blue lighting and fog would start flowing onto the dance floor - unsure of what was to happen next we would be standing there, alone, in the middle of the dance floor, staring into each others eyes because at this moment we are all that exists and then in the distance the band would start up and the words being sung were.....

Heaven, I'm in heaven
And my heart beats so that I can hardly speak
And I seem to find the happiness I seek
When were out together dancing cheek to cheek...........

Of course I would cry. The night would continue on as if it were all a dream! We would take turns going up and singing....solo and duets. Singing showtunes....and of course we would HAVE TO SING Honey Bun from South Pacific. Then as our night drew to an end dancing we would go home and then.................

ENDING #1 we would get in a very tragic accident where I was declared dead instantly and Jim made it out safely without pain or a single scratch on him! (because how do you go on living after a perfect day with the man you love only to know you'd never have it again)

ENDING #2 we would head home have a nice soak in the hot tub after a nice relaxing swim in the pool. Then we'd turn off all the lights in the house and play hide and seek.... and once we found each other we would laugh until our stomachs hurt because I'm sure that between the two of us we'd end up doing something stupid or hurting ourselves.....then we'd pick and old classic film to watch and we'd pop popcorn and settle into the couch with a nice fire going snug as two bugs in a rug under a blanket and we'd fall asleep in each other's arms, and then, I would wake up alone feeling complete and utter emptiness.

ENDING #3 would flow along the same as ending #2 only after a few months I'd find out that there wasn't complete and utter emptiness and 9 months later from our perfect day I'd have a Jimmy Jr. I could live with that I think.

fluffy wrote:LMAO............. ......AND a triple hernia........lol

fluffy

fluffy wrote:viagra baby..........viagra...........lol................or cialis if he's used up all the viagra..........lol

fluffy

Why does he need viagra?

cotton wrote:

Why does he need viagra?

Its common for men in their 30's and 40's to start taking viagra. Why are you sad about it?

cotton wrote:hmmm not sure. Actually just yesterday I read that Jims dr(Dr. Maoshing Ni) does not prescribe viagra. Instead he prescribes a all natural medicine that can be found in health stores. So there is a good chance that Jim is not actually taking Viagra but refers to the med he is taking as Viagra cause nobody would recognise the name Dragon male formula.

If I am not making sense to anybody let me know and I will explain it better.lol