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I love almost all vedgetables, squash is really nice with butter and brown sugar, sweet potatoes are good too.
My fav veg is pototes, P.E.I, second choice Idaho Potatoes
popcorn next, tomatoes, peas,
Now I'm getting hungry,

Une questionne....


Have you ever fed a bear?

no..............but i'd love to see those furry little black bears which steal sandwiches..........Kodiak bears??........
here's a wee tail.....(lol sorry, tale....... )

Camperdown zoo in Dundee had a grizly called Barney...........he was in the proper enclosure complete with moat and surrounding warning signs so the public were well aware of the dangers.....
Well, late at night two little thugs decided to break in to the zoo.........they released some animals and made a mess and broke stuff.......then one 'smart' boy went over to Barney's enclosure........he was showing off and scaled the moat...................
well, he shoved his hand through the bars to torment Barney, i think he was trying to poke him with a stick................here's the good bit...
Well, Barney got pissed off and in a matter of miliseconds he turned around and took the kids arm off in one fell swoop (clever Barney)...ok, so the kids screaming and his chum is getting help...........oh what a big fuss they made..... meanwhile Barney had a sleep...(he'd had a big supper...... )........of course they didn't destroy Barney, he was not in the wrong here...............he was being a bear.......................
and the moral of the story.............don't poke bears with sticks!!!.....lol

fluffy

ps................have you ever seen a ufo?

I see one everyday. The bird with a red beard and blue tail. What is it called?


What other profession would you like ?

I would like tp be either a write, actress or drector... or a mix of the three. far fetched i know..hehe.

What is your number one goal in life?

a woodpecker i think.....................i stupidly went up to the proprieter of a hotel i was staying at to tell them i'd seen a parrot on their birdtable...........they thought it was hilarious........it was of course a woodpecker......... ...



re my goal...........

Y'know i'd like just one day in my life where i can honestly say i'm happy......where troubles melt like lemon drops...( )......

Not that i'm a miserable bugger, quite the contrary, but i guess there's always a sadness underneath the jokes...............

sounds a bit sad don't it???...........

fluffy

You're so sad you forgot to ask a question.

What makes you sad?

(I hope its not guilt or fear. If it is, here is a wise saying to help you.
'The person who knows no guilt knows no fear')


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I'm afraid it's neither fear nor guilt. And that saying sucks! Sod off!
What makes me sad is not knowing what I want and not wanting what I have.


What makes you sad ?

I'll say the same. I am a total copycat, but it's true. Not knowing what I want and not wanting what I have. That's not to say I don't appreciate it, but there's this intangible I can't attain. The frustration makes me sad.

Do you nap?

i dont take nap often coz i am at work...but when i have off i always make sure i take a nap.

do u overeat sometimes?

Yes. I try not to, but in my family cooking is a tradition and sometimes food is equated with love. So...at a family dinners sometimes we overeat to make the host or hostess happy. Fortunately, I don't suffer from the digestion problems that plague some of the family.

If you could change one permanent feature of your home, what would it be?

i guess i would make my bedroom more bigger.

whats ur greatest desire in life?

To have a child.

What's your most distinctive physical feature?

my distinctive featue would have to be the beauty mak on my cheek bone-

And what is the thing that drives you crazy about a pesons way of being?