Jim Carrey Online

Posted: **Mon Apr 30, 2007 3:03 am**

Cable Guy.

"Not yet, not married. No, I'm not married."

Posted: **Mon Apr 30, 2007 5:47 am**

Eternal Sunshine

"I'm leaving you - and I'm taking the monkey with me.

Posted: **Mon Apr 30, 2007 6:35 am**

The Majestic.

"Would it help if I said I was being a complete ass?"

Posted: **Mon Apr 30, 2007 4:52 pm**

Bruce Almighty

"do u need a paper bag?"

Posted: **Mon Apr 30, 2007 6:58 pm**

FWDJ.

"You - you sure you don't want this guy? With him gone... there's just me."

Posted: **Mon Apr 30, 2007 8:14 pm**

The Mask

"what r u starin' at f**ker!"

Posted: **Mon Apr 30, 2007 9:33 pm**

Me, Myself & Irene

here she comes to wreck the dayyyyyyy

Posted: **Tue May 01, 2007 3:48 am**

Liar Liar.

"All that I ask is that you do every little thing that pops into my head, while I enjoy the enormous fortune your parents left behind."

Posted: **Tue May 01, 2007 4:04 pm**

A series of unfortunant Events

" Well pardon me Mr. PERFECT!! "

Posted: **Wed May 02, 2007 3:28 am**

Dumb and Dumber

"I'm sorry I don't speak monkey."

Posted: **Wed May 02, 2007 5:38 am**

Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events.

"Warning. Assholes are closer than they appear."

Posted: **Wed May 02, 2007 1:32 pm**

Ace Ventura - The Pet Detective

You're so far up his ass I can't tell where he ends and you begin!

Posted: **Wed May 02, 2007 4:35 pm**

Liar liar

"hey! what do i look like?"

Posted: **Fri May 11, 2007 6:45 am**

I don't know....

Posted: **Fri May 11, 2007 7:08 am**

"What do I look like ?"

FWDJ.

What is this world coming to when a man's....pyjama drawer is no longer safe?

Which Jim Carrey movie I am talking about?