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The only ‘Sh*%hole’ Trump should worry about is the one under his nose from which he is constantly defecating.… https://t.co/YWF28BHHeD

(Sat Jan 13 02:44:33 +0000 2018)

@iamcardib and @BrunoMars Great song, beautiful memories. Really gave me a kick. Spank you kindly! ;^) https://t.co/BCAg6KUaEl

(Sat Jan 13 01:18:40 +0000 2018)

A 10yr old Canadian boy sends a letter to Carol Burnett asking to be on her TV show and somehow, 45 years later, it… https://t.co/riwut9DVzp

(Mon Dec 04 02:13:53 +0000 2017)

The Trump administration has become the new Donner party. Can’t wait to find out who’s for dinner. ?;^d https://t.co/l26tOEUOeS

(Sat Dec 02 02:11:23 +0000 2017)

The GOP and WH have become sinister conclaves of souless traitors, liars and thieves - a gangrene we must remove so… https://t.co/5h3vrO1WAz

(Wed Nov 29 16:51:27 +0000 2017)

🎶Oh Susanna, don’t you vote for me, I’m a creep from Alabama with your daughter on my knee!🎵 https://t.co/nYOoTl5l9q

(Tue Nov 28 16:35:18 +0000 2017)

Tricky Mick, always making sure the devil is in the details. }8^¥ #KillTheBill https://t.co/eFslJCetRn

(Sun Nov 19 20:15:15 +0000 2017)

They bailed him out, set him up and made him their stooge. With Trump in the WH, Putin may win the 3rd World War wi… https://t.co/gescegeOz6

(Sun Nov 12 19:57:46 +0000 2017)

1968 they backed the enemy. 2016 they put their stooge in the WH. Benedict Trump and his Russian pimp in Vietnam on… https://t.co/yvFcyQw8Ls

(Sat Nov 11 17:03:48 +0000 2017)

I don’t know yet if Roy Moore is guilty of pedophilia, but these allegations along w/ his religious extremism and i… https://t.co/khlO2UqvX4

(Fri Nov 10 21:12:08 +0000 2017)

Alabama GOP, if u can’t vote 4 Doug Jones at least don’t vote for an alleged pedophile. Do the decent thing and jus… https://t.co/bMHWZQsw8c

(Fri Nov 10 19:09:49 +0000 2017)

I’m Steve Bannon and I endorse Roy Moore for US Senate.He stands accused of molesting a 14yr old girl,but at least… https://t.co/4QkU9msMFX

(Fri Nov 10 05:44:16 +0000 2017)

Trump is the fear of utter worthlessness hiding in arrogance and brutality. #bewaretheunloved https://t.co/X2or7MuEEK

(Fri Nov 03 03:04:33 +0000 2017)

“Fools! It is the sugary treats through which I will possess your child. Happy Halloween! Muahahahaha!!!” }8^¥ https://t.co/ES4vZgLrEx

(Wed Nov 01 02:08:11 +0000 2017)

...and if u said I was nowhere in this picture, you would also be correct. This is a msg rising out of nothing and… https://t.co/X4iXD2IW1i

(Sat Oct 21 20:31:34 +0000 2017)

Thanks MOMA for screening Jim+Andy (Nov 17 on @netflix.) Can u see where I am in this picture? If you said everywhe… https://t.co/uzt400cNAW

(Sat Oct 21 19:16:18 +0000 2017)

There's a lot of news coming out today. This is my statement on the matter. https://t.co/IJ7rPOHIj0

(Fri Sep 29 22:22:50 +0000 2017)

While another storm heads r way, craven republican sock puppets in service of shameless greed, try AGAIN 2 ravage h… https://t.co/gUqTcrO3WG

(Tue Sep 19 04:15:55 +0000 2017)

This dream is so good, I'm tempted to keep sleeping. ;^> https://t.co/cxy9YFSetB

(Wed Sep 06 12:57:07 +0000 2017)

Ain't it great how violence can still unite us all? #enjoythefight #humansarestupid ;^P https://t.co/plLP0BFWZD

(Sun Aug 27 02:03:36 +0000 2017)

You never looked better Charlottesville! ;^) https://t.co/lCBZ0hsGmD

(Wed Aug 23 20:19:47 +0000 2017)

While watching the eclipse, I lifted my coffee cup and this is what I saw. Coincidence? I think not! Enjoy the toge… https://t.co/2Ux10bDQUk

(Mon Aug 21 19:17:57 +0000 2017)

That fool was no dummy. Jerry Lewis was an undeniable genius an unfathomable blessing, comedy's absolute! I am beca… https://t.co/dtERXbMqdo

(Sun Aug 20 19:03:41 +0000 2017)


(Fri Aug 18 20:57:12 +0000 2017)

WHAT WILL IT TAKE for the GOP to throw this madman overboard? HOW LOW MUST WE SINK before REPS become patriotic? 8^Q https://t.co/9EJVYD5qOP

(Wed Aug 16 14:00:22 +0000 2017)

Welcome to the last gasp of toxic white insecurity. Woe to them who blame other races for their laziness, and lack… https://t.co/W6pmT80ckD

(Tue Aug 15 18:23:05 +0000 2017)

When evil is not strongly denounced by the state, this is where it leads, "Mr. President"! ;^{ https://t.co/jPbcFAwfq7

(Sun Aug 13 18:15:09 +0000 2017)

Season finale of I'm Dying Up Here this Sunday! What a magical time it's been. My thanks to cast and crew, a stella… https://t.co/A5iPmRlT20

(Sat Aug 12 02:32:04 +0000 2017)

Thx 4 ur kind words @KingJames.I'd be honored 2 hang with u any time.Can u imagine 2 King James' in the same room?Sss'make it happen! ?;^•}

(Tue Aug 08 01:49:34 +0000 2017)

Tonight in West Virginia @realDonaldTrump is expected to EAT A BABY on stage to the delight of his zombie base.… https://t.co/9wBexEFs4q

(Thu Aug 03 17:32:19 +0000 2017)

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