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Postby quirky » Sat Dec 10, 2005 7:54 pm

That's deep, no?
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Postby fluffy » Sat Dec 10, 2005 8:15 pm

yeah but it's true...........lol.................this is such a funny site that by spreading the chuckles we're making people smile..............geez is there a better thing to do??........

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(by 'we' i mean the whole site :wink: )
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Postby quirky » Sat Dec 10, 2005 10:19 pm

fluffy wrote:yeah but it's true...........lol.................this is such a funny site that by spreading the chuckles we're making people smile..............geez is there a better thing to do??


Yes, there is...and believe me, for myself, it's been WAY TOO LONG!
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Postby fluffy » Sat Dec 10, 2005 10:30 pm

i'm talking generally, not personally..................lol......... if we can't change the world or change lives i'm happy to make people smile......

lol.........of course there's 'other' things which are good too.........lol..

but y'know sometimes making other people really happy is as good as, if not better than sex................lol..........
Of course the ideal situation combines everything..............lol.......

I guess that's why i sung 'God Save the Queen' when i lost my virginity........lol..........we were laughing so much we could hardly continue............lol........

i wonder what you'd sing if you were 'on the job' with Jim??........lol

choices choices.........lol

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lol...then again perhaps you'd be incapable of belting out a tune if he really worked you over.......lol........ :wink:
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Postby quirky » Sat Dec 10, 2005 10:33 pm

Oh look. The thread's degenerating and it's MY FAULT!
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Postby fluffy » Sat Dec 10, 2005 10:36 pm

yes it is..............you are VERY VERY NAUGHTY..............lol.....

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Postby quirky » Sat Dec 10, 2005 10:42 pm

I will go take my time out in the corner. Although it's not really punishment because I have the laptop.
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Postby Laura Laing » Sun Dec 11, 2005 2:00 am

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cotton wrote:I was talking to Tommy on MSN IM when the site was malfunctioning one day and he told me the Birthdays were causing the malfunction. So unfortunetly he had to delete it.


Yep. He told me the same thing. It was causing the board to go down.


Funny my birthday has been causing me to malfunction and go down too....do you think Tommy could delete a few of mine. :lol:
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Postby quirky » Sun Dec 11, 2005 2:19 am

Be vigilant, there's a nasty case of multiple postitis going around.
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Postby Laura Laing » Sun Dec 11, 2005 2:25 am

quirky wrote:Be vigilant, there's a nasty case of multiple postitis going around.


Thank God it's not a nasty case of multiple personality-itis with a multiple postistis afflicton. :roll:
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Postby cotton » Sun Dec 11, 2005 5:44 am

we have got some great minds here JCO


Yea now if we could just get Tommy to read this.lol
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Postby XeROfun » Fri Jan 13, 2006 3:16 pm

Ok, I put the birthday mod back online with a little modification.

The original way it was invoked, required a lot of system ressources, that's why we had to remove it. Everytime a user accessed the main page, there was a huge database query. Now the output is generated once a day in the morning and stored in a file, which will then be included the whole day long. The only drawback are, that new users don't appear in the list, when they register on their birthday and that the timezone the birthdays are updated is (currently) CET. But the update happens at 7 am CET.
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Postby cotton » Fri Jan 13, 2006 4:26 pm

Cool! Thanks Xero!
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Postby KC8t80 » Fri Jan 13, 2006 10:39 pm

ya awsome......and if it helps....there is a Birthday thread in the members section u can make as a sticky so people will can know if the list on the main page ever gets taken off.
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Postby XeROfun » Sun Jan 15, 2006 3:21 pm

@KC8t80: Which posting are you talking about?

Well, the birthday list won't be taken off the main page again. It'll stay there. I'll just have to remember it, when installing an update of the board software. So drop me a line, in case I miss it and it's gone. ;)
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