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Postby Count Olaf » Mon May 30, 2005 7:34 pm

My Favourite quote was when he was Stephano and he introduced himself and when on to talk about snakes.
Olaf: I've been biten about fourtythree..seven thousand times." I had a good chuckle.
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Postby fluffy » Mon May 30, 2005 9:46 pm

in the Out-takes..............'let's go back in a time machine-tick tock' etc......when he pretends to be the dinosaur............and nibbles Craigs ear.................and then he says 'ok, now you're just ignoring me'.............It's absolutely hilarious............

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Postby countess Marina Olaf » Tue May 31, 2005 1:30 am

when captain shan says sometinhg like this......................................................................................................................I've never heard about this incredible handsome Count Olaf!



and when Olaf is about to start his play......mimamoo mimamooo






very funny!!

Jim really rockssssss


ahhhh.....interactive Olaf:
I'm your father children(and them he makes this laught hihihihihihi)


musical number is funny too!
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Postby Al Rightythen » Tue May 31, 2005 1:52 pm

My favorite scenes are:

Klaus:" Our parents just died."
Olaf: " Oh yes, of course. How very, very awful." :D
And
Olaf: "Here is where you`ll sleep. Good nighty night!"
Violet: "But the sun is still shining!"
Olaf: "But the sun is still shining!" :D

I always have to laugh, when I think about this scenes!
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Postby Esme Squalor » Mon Jun 06, 2005 2:48 pm

In the deleted scenes when he does the crashing plates of puttanessca and stands over and shouts "beef!"and the other are clapping vigourously and the other scene when he is clapping to himself in front of the mirror!!!!!!!!!
Countess Maria Desiree Alvarez Olaf!
ForeVeR!!!!!!!!!!!

"Can't we just listen to the radio?!"
"Radio?, huh?, who needs a radio?"
"Ready, Harry?"
"Mock!" "Yeah!" "Ring!" "Yeah!".......................

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Postby fluffy » Mon Jun 06, 2005 3:14 pm

I actually enjoyed the extras more....................

for me the character of Captain Sham is just hysterical.............i LOVE the screentests when he talks about the YUGO..........i'm surprised he'd even heard of it in the states...........it was such a joke in the UK during the 80's.............
and when he says he eats 'Chips'.............i'm assuming it's the British Chip...........which you call fries...........it's just really really funny because the British are known for eating Chips all the time...........(and getting really fat and unhealthy as a result :wink: ).......

He came across as an Irish/Corwall.....(difficult to place at times.)...old seadog............he was just hysterical.............

The man is a genius............i really can't stress it enough..... :lol:

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Postby lammy » Tue Jun 07, 2005 2:02 am

He could be a genious- but we don't know that- :lol:
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Postby MandyCarrey » Thu Jun 09, 2005 4:35 pm

i love the deleted scenes too.
i have loads of fave quotes the ones i can think of rite now is wen captain sham shouts up to the children sayin " This is captain sham ur new guardian, ya stay where ya are and we'll come where ya too" well sumit like tht, but how he sez it in tht voice is sooo funny. And wen hes playin spin the bottle in the deleted scene/outtakes its hillarious the stuff he sez! :twisted:
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Postby nina » Thu Jul 28, 2005 11:26 pm

:- "oh, I guess he shouldn't have oughta
but he drowned her in the water
that's when a flounder downed her
that's why they never found her " :D
"Somewhere there's someone who dreams of your smile,
and finds in your presence that life is worth while.
So when you are lonely, remember it's true
Somebody somewhere is thinking of you."
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Postby xmassmurdere » Fri Jul 29, 2005 1:32 am

oh, I guess he shouldn't have oughta
but he drowned her in the water
that's when a flounder downed her
that's why they never found her

and
(it the deleted scenes version)"
olaf: "you're a gloomy looking bunch, why...you so glum?
klaus: our parents just died
olaf: oh, yes
wait, give me that line again, quickly while it's still fresh in my mind
klaus:our parents just...died
olaf: OUT OUT brief candle ptsssss
owwwwwww owwwwwwwwwweeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!"

olaf: "oh my dear...violet"
any you must be klaus...young klaus, your left side is your good one
any what is THIS?
sunny: [im sunny]
olaf: sorry, i dont speak monkey. banana
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Postby mrfoopoppzy » Tue Aug 09, 2005 4:48 am

Putenesca.

What did you call me?
Im going blind in my right eye so my spelling is bad becouse i can hardly see my other eye is allways wet like im crying.....So sometimes i will push the wroung kyes or something so pleses dont jump down my neck.......
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Postby KC8t80 » Tue Aug 09, 2005 8:11 pm

"your not afraid of heights are you...hahaha......listen to that a monkey afraid of heights....(laughs some more) :olaf:
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Postby JohnJim » Wed Aug 10, 2005 1:13 pm

I like those:

1- Olaf: `hello, hello, hello, I am your beloved Count Olaf`

2- Olaf: `I`m sorry, I don`t speak monkey! Banana!`

3- Olaf: `Oh, my public waits, mimamoo mimamoo`

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RE: Favourite quote.

Postby Countess Olafina squalor » Fri Aug 26, 2005 11:00 am

My favourite quotes are these.

1: "Ah, a mirror, just the right motivation i need, lovely, lovely, lovely lovely lovely."

2: "I'm sorry, i don't speak monkey"

3: "I'm a very late sleeper, in fact i hardly sleep at all."

4: Hello..Hello..Hello, i am your beloved Count Olaf."
yours sincerly, Countess Olafina equalor
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Postby revin77 » Fri Dec 23, 2005 5:10 am

''no matter wher you go ill find you,you are so deceased'' :olaf:
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