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Postby Canadian Jayne » Sat Aug 06, 2011 9:27 pm

Has anything funny/disastrous almost happen to you but it didn't...
just in the nick of time.
It did for me the other day...
On my afternoon tour at the park,
I rode my bike down a slanted slope
to a park bench to watch a family fishing.

I parked my bike behind the bench,
while sitting I retreived a little snack from my backpack
when suddenly..
the bike started to move by itself down the slope towards the river
I reached for it but, thankfully instead of rolling itself into the river/lake it toppled over,I looked at a child fisher and
proclaimed "Almost",

then I wondered to myself, would have I gone into the
mirky water for it, probably, I was glad I didn't have to.
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Postby fluffy » Sat Aug 06, 2011 10:41 pm

Loads of stuff.............i've mentioned some on here............like the time i was teaching a class with my bra underwire poking out of my sweater by a good 5 inches in front of me..........the time i went to work with some knickers velcroed to my back,the time i went to Wallmart wearing odd shoes......the time i was transporting a pupil and they found a racy lacy bra under their car seat :shock: :shock: :shock: :lol:
and last week whilst camping i went to the loo in the wee small hours and couldn't find my way back to the tent which made for a classic comedy sketch...... :lol: :lol:
not to mention some stuff i best not mention here...... :lol: :lol: :lol: ......
They could have been disastrous if i'd been caught but the thing is to keep a straight face and just laugh at yourself in private (then tell your pals for a good laugh)....... :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Funny things that almost happened at the....

Postby fluffy » Sat Aug 06, 2011 11:33 pm

lmao......i should state that i'm NOT a clumsy walking disaster zone or anything........lol....it's just that i find humour in that sort of stuff.......i don't get embarrassed, i'm more likely to burst out laughing....... :lol: :lol: :lol:.......
lmao.....oh yeah, i walk on the wild side :wink: ...........lmao :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby cotton » Sun Aug 07, 2011 1:49 am

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

My Sister lives 2 doors down from me. I put my sandels on to go to her house. I figured it would be ok if I didn't buckle them since I was just going a short distance. I started walking up my Sisters front stairs when one of my sandels slipped and almost made me fall down the stairs. I quickly grabbed my sandel and put it back on before my sister saw. I would never have heard the end of it if she did.lol

BTW this just happened today.lol
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Re: Funny things that almost happened at the....

Postby Canadian Jayne » Sun Aug 07, 2011 2:51 am

Crocks can be really dangerous especially if you run in them
I know of major injuries that can occur even if you
go out for a quick jog
so never, never, never
run in crocks

(they are slip on plastic shoes with no back on them)
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Postby fluffy » Sun Aug 07, 2011 8:30 am

lol.........and OMG they are comfy........like wearing baffies (slippers).......shame they look so awful though....... :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Funny things that almost happened at the....

Postby Canadian Jayne » Tue Sep 13, 2011 4:58 pm

Ouchy thing that happened....
I was cleaning up my room the last week,
and I had a glass shelf on a small metal unit
That's where I had my stuffed penguin overlooking my room
But in my moving the small unit I forgot the glass shelf was
there and the shelf fell on my head, I still have a bump :cry: .

As I cried, I blurted out a swear word, then I remembered I had a
talk to give a talk at church on the 11th, I apologized in prayer hoping
I'd be forgiven and still be given some inspiration for what I
needed to say the next day.(I tend to swear when I'm in pain)

But I don't remember swearing when I gave birth to my children,
all I remember was feeling relief when the pain was gone and the
joy of that child being there and healthy.
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Postby fluffy » Tue Sep 13, 2011 5:34 pm

i'm sure God would understand and forgive you.......that sounds like a nasty bump you got.... :(
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Re: Funny things that almost happened at the....

Postby Canadian Jayne » Wed Sep 14, 2011 5:35 pm

It looks like I tease my hair now
but it's the bump
"only your hairdresser knows for sure" :D
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