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Postby carreyd away » Mon Oct 18, 2004 7:19 am

I just love comic films, I just saw "The Jerk" again recently and have been watching the "In Living Color" series a lot too. After watching them, I realized that a lot of lines from them are now used in everyday slang.
"Two snaps up..."
"Hated it!"
"Homey don't play dat"
"The new phone books are here!"
"I have a special purpose!"
etc.

I know Jim is the one known for "Alrighty then" and you hear it a gazillion times a day.

What's your favorite line from a Non-Jim Carrey film or TV show?


Here are some of my faveys:

"I'm a rebel Dotty.." --Pee Wee's Big Adventure

"This jacket is a sign of my individualty and my belief in personal freedom." --Wild At Heart

" ... we're the federales. We don't need no stinkin' badges." -- Treasures of the Sierra Madre

"What-ever!" --Clueless
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Postby samurai_cable » Mon Oct 18, 2004 12:58 pm

"My cat's breath smells like cat food." Ralph- Simpsons

"Well, they only need one boy." Wednesday Addams (Addam's Family's values)

"Sometimes I'm callous and strange." Willow- Buffy the Vampire Slayer

There should be more... but somehow... I can't recall, but oh wells :)

This is a great topic by they way :D
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Postby carreyd away » Thu Oct 21, 2004 4:05 am

I just thought of some more:

from Raising Arizona
H.I. : "I'll be taking these Huggies here and whatever cash you got."
Clerk: "Boy, you got a panty on your head!"

"You can't fight in here, this is the War Room!" -- Dr Strangelove

"You're so money!" -- Swingers

"Earmuffs!" -- Old School
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Postby Unchained » Thu Oct 21, 2004 4:13 am

"I'd like to dip you in Cheez Wiz and spread you all over a Ritz cracker, if I'm not being too subtle." - Bringin' Down the House

"It's like, how much more black could this be? and the answer is none. None more black." - Spinal Tap

"Sorry I'm late. I just got done taming a wild honeymoon stallion for you guys." - Napoleon Dynamite

"Brothers don't shake hands. Brothers gotta hug." - Tommy Boy
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Postby idle kid city » Thu Oct 21, 2004 6:53 am

"What is this?! A school for ants!?" Zoolander

"Nothing in this wicked world is permanent." Monsieur Verdoux

"Only posers fall in love Bob!" SLC Punk!

"It's the cycle Steve-O." SLC Punk!

"He told me to forcefully insert it into my anus!" Donnie Darko

um...cant really think of any more from movies, but I could go on for days quoting little flash cartoons I've seen on newgrounds. :lol:
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Postby thecablegal » Thu Oct 21, 2004 1:30 pm

"Sometimes I wish I was a lesbian........ Did I just say that out loud?!?" Chandler from Friends

"My Cat's breath smells like cat food" Ralph from Simpsons
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Postby samurai_cable » Sat Oct 23, 2004 4:17 am

I remember that Zoolander one, that one is FUNNY :lol:

If anyone has seen Dodgeball:

"This is blade, this is lazer, this is blazer." White introducing his teammates.

From Austin Powers 3

[Scott runs away like a girl]
Dr Evil: I'd just like to say that no one else in my gene pool runs like a girl.

Young Dr. Evil: Who throws a cup cake, honestly!?

Austin Powers: Did you just soil yourself?
Fat Bastard: Maybeh~

Nigel Powers: There are only two things that I can't stand in this world. People who are intolerant of other people's cultures... and the Dutch.

This movie has been reappearing on cable, so I've watched it at least 5 times. I never get bored of it though :D
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Postby Ace Van douglas » Sat Oct 23, 2004 4:33 am

One of my faves is from OLD SCHOOL when Will Farrell gets that dart in his neck.

" I like you...You're crazy.. "
" ...I learned the facts of life....from watching the Facts Of Life !.... "
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Postby -->Blunt<-- » Sat Oct 23, 2004 2:32 pm

I'm not a Rambo-Fan but there is a very funny one in his third movie:

""What is this?"
-"Blue light."
-"And what can it do?"
-"It lights blue." (don't know if it is right so, I only know the German version)" (Rambo and his friend)

According to cablegal's quotation of Chandler I remember of another funny one in "Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas": "We should kill him, cut his head off and put him out of the car. [Looking to the guy he is talking about:] Hey, did I say that loudly or was I just thinking?"
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Postby carreyd away » Sun Oct 24, 2004 4:47 am

samurai_cable wrote:
From Austin Powers 3

[Scott runs away like a girl]
Dr Evil: I'd just like to say that no one else in my gene pool runs like a girl.


I love it in the first one when Scott Evil gets up and says, "I HATE you! I wish I was never artificially inseminated in a lab!" and runs away.

If anyone has seen Dodgeball:

"This is blade, this is lazer, this is blazer." White introducing his teammates.


I loved it when the coach said, "You're about as useful as a poop flavored lollipop!"
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Postby samurai_cable » Sun Oct 24, 2004 10:39 am

carreyd away wrote:
I loved it when the coach said, "You're about as useful as a poop flavored lollipop!"


:lol: :D I laughed a lot when I saw it with my friends. I laughed more while watching Bruce Almighty though, hehehe
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Postby Riddler » Sun Oct 24, 2004 1:15 pm

These are not so funny, but Schwarzenegger´s one liners: Somehow those makes me smile :)

" I´ll be back"
" Hasta la vista, baby"
" No problemo"
" Talk to the hand"
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Postby carreyd away » Sun Oct 24, 2004 9:32 pm

...what about "It's not a two-muh" from Kindergarden Cop :lol:
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Postby 1nikkiey » Sun Oct 24, 2004 9:37 pm

...what about "It's not a two-muh" from Kindergarden Cop



I still laugh when I hear that line. My sister says it whenever one of us is sick. :lol:
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