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Postby Canadian Jayne » Thu Jan 06, 2022 8:44 am

As I was riding home on my
Bicycle my
Snot was starting to freeze
Even with my mask on
Good thing the mask didn’t
Stick to my face
And I thot of the scene
In Dumb and Dumber where
Harry and Lloyd were
Riding through
Colorado

Half way home I found a mini coffee
Crisp peaking out of my backpack
So I took it out, it was frozen
But hey, it melted in my mouth anyway
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Re: It is so cold out tonight that....

Postby Canadian Jayne » Tue Jan 18, 2022 2:52 am

Big storm passed Thru
Another on way
A lot of highways in
Toronto area
Closed down
But I’m hibernating today
But listening sometimes to
Squirrels on roof
Slip sliding around
Good music
Dyed my hair
Reading
Nice quiet day
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Re: It is so cold out tonight that....

Postby Canadian Jayne » Sat Jan 29, 2022 7:30 am

It’s almost -30 C
Here in Ontario
It’s so cold
I could hear cracking
All around as I rode my
Bicycle home
So
I rode as fast as
I cud
Gotta stay away from
Those snapping tree branches
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Re: It is so cold out tonight that....

Postby Canadian Jayne » Sat Jan 29, 2022 7:33 am

I ore
2 masks to
Stay warmer
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Re: It is so cold out tonight that....

Postby Canadian Jayne » Sun Jan 30, 2022 4:50 am

Weather is kinda
Odd tonight
Teeny tiny clouds
Over Ontario
I don’t remember
Seeing it like this before

Since temps are very cold tonight
Then getting warmer next week
Changes in barometric
Pressure could not happen
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