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Ohhhhh Deer.....

Postby Canadian Jayne » Mon Jan 20, 2020 6:02 pm

A little while ago
I was riding home on
My bike down a town side street
Suddenly I saw a deer in the middle of
The street
I just kept going to
See how long it would
Take before it ran
I got about 15 feet from it
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Re: Ohhhhh Deer.....

Postby Canadian Jayne » Mon Jan 20, 2020 6:08 pm

A few years ago
I spotted a great toboggan
At the 2nd hand shop
For my grandkids
Recently I realized
Its not a toboggan but a
Sled for hunters to transport
Their deer carcass
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Re: Ohhhhh Deer.....

Postby Canadian Jayne » Mon Jan 20, 2020 6:14 pm

Its multi functional
I use it mostly to
Take my laundry to
Laundromate where theres
Alot of snow;)
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Re: Ohhhhh Deer.....

Postby Canadian Jayne » Mon Jan 20, 2020 6:29 pm

When we have alot of snow;)
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Re: Ohhhhh Deer.....

Postby Canadian Jayne » Thu Jan 23, 2020 1:22 am

Recently I went to a Country/Farm Large Store
Of course being a woman
In the gathering mode
I love a sale
So I see this package
I thot maybe its a plastic
Covering for my bike from the weather.......
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Re: Ohhhhh Deer.....

Postby Canadian Jayne » Thu Jan 23, 2020 2:30 am

It was cheap. so I got it
Thot I may need it later
I had asked the clerk what it was
She didnt know either
When I got it home
I looked at the packaging better
In small letters it said
"Horse glove" A little while later it dawned on me what it was
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Re: Ohhhhh Deer.....

Postby Canadian Jayne » Thu Jan 23, 2020 3:50 am

Something i really dont need
Anyway next Time
I see a bargain
If I sont know what it is
Ill Not buy it
Sometime we just learn by
Sad experience
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