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Postby Save The Manatees » Sat Jan 03, 2009 11:11 pm

Fill an IV bag with coffee so you won't sleep.


I'm covered in boils filled with pus.
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Postby jimliker » Sun Jan 04, 2009 3:59 pm

apply an ointment called "T-Bact"

My hands & feet r always cold even in front of the heater.
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Postby Save The Manatees » Sun Jan 04, 2009 6:43 pm

Carry a prescription blowtorch for when they get cold.



Whenever I pass by doorknobs I have to dance.
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Postby fluffy » Mon Jan 05, 2009 12:20 am

Put hats on them so you've got a mini dancing partner........(might as well enjoy yourself :wink: )

i'm growing a tail............. :shock: :wink:

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Postby cotton » Mon Jan 05, 2009 1:46 am

My cat advises you to take your paw and scratch the tail off and join her MANX CATS RULE! club.lol

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Postby fluffy » Mon Jan 05, 2009 3:31 am

i prescribe two big long flaps to attach to your ears.......that way you can double as a windmill and contribute to the national grid....... :wink: :lol:

my pee is all glittery............ :wink:

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Postby jimliker » Mon Jan 05, 2009 4:14 pm

stop eating glitter tubes. :lol:

I shiver all the time even wen i wear sweater.
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Postby jimlover » Mon Jan 05, 2009 4:46 pm

Wear Warmers inside your garments.Then put sweaters on garments.

I becoming a chocoholic.How should I resist it? :lol:
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Postby fluffy » Mon Jan 05, 2009 5:14 pm

melt your chocolate bars and shape to look like turds........... :wink:
i think i'm turning into a cat.............. :shock:

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Postby sprousefan23 » Mon Jan 05, 2009 11:20 pm

Quit thinking about yarn so much.

I wanna go to the late night double feature picture show!!!!!!!! :lol:
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Postby jimliker » Tue Jan 06, 2009 3:42 pm

better to watch it on a double decker bus with Jim. :lol:

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Postby jimlover » Tue Jan 06, 2009 5:48 pm

Drink too much water.

I am having tensions nowadays too much.
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Postby sprousefan23 » Wed Jan 07, 2009 3:07 am

I prescribe yoga and polates (which I can't spell) but if you can't find the time I find counting and squishy balls (oh, get your mind out of the gutter people! :lol: ) can be very helpful.

When I go to sleep I have recurring dreams of being trapped on an island with a bunch of random celeberties, half of which I don't even like!
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Postby jimliker » Wed Jan 07, 2009 4:29 pm

let out a BIG fart & make them run away. :lol:

My lips r cracking from the sides.
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Postby jimlover » Wed Jan 07, 2009 5:32 pm

Use Himalaya Lip Bum or Vaseline Lip Bum.

I am having stomach ache.

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