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Kill the person above you (not literally of course!)

PostPosted: Wed Feb 21, 2007 1:14 am
by sprousefan23
This is supposed to be fun! I got it off of www.sprousebrosfanclub.com (whoa big surprise there!)

So you're supposed to say how the person above you dies.
Example:

tpam was killed by the grudge while singing "im singing in the rain!" in her shower.


So Kill Me!!! (you don't know how hard it is to say that!)

PostPosted: Wed Feb 21, 2007 7:39 am
by carreypunkrawker
sprousefan23 dies from food poisoning at a Chinese restaurant.

And that's how it happened....

PostPosted: Wed Feb 21, 2007 5:07 pm
by Canadian Jayne
Carreypunkrawker was looking for her lost dog when along came a kid with a squirt gun, the kid meant to squirt a buddy that just rushed by but
missed and hit the sidewalk instead , CPR, spotted her dog as she
called for her dog, CPR started to run, slipped on the area that was just squirted, head first ,dominoeing into a nearby tree trunk rendering her uncouncous.
The dog heard CPR's call before she fell and ran towards CPR, whimpering and howling several dogs started to bandy around CPR, some of the dogs started to lick the blood from CPR's head, "mm tasty" one of the dogsthought, CPR's dog realized what was about to happen and attacked the licking dog, an incredible dog fight ensued with CPR crumpled up at the foot of the tree. The little boy with the squirt gun ran home and called 911. In the distance the amblance rushed to the scene, butsadly, it was too late.

Re: And that's how it happened....

PostPosted: Wed Feb 21, 2007 7:38 pm
by carreypunkrawker
Canadian Jayne wrote:Carreypunkrawker was looking for her lost dog when along came a kid with a squirt gun, the kid meant to squirt a buddy that just rushed by but
missed and hit the sidewalk instead , CPR, spotted her dog as she
called for her dog, CPR started to run, slipped on the area that was just squirted, head first ,dominoeing into a nearby tree trunk rendering her uncouncous.
The dog heard CPR's call before she fell and ran towards CPR, whimpering and howling several dogs started to bandy around CPR, some of the dogs started to lick the blood from CPR's head, "mm tasty" one of the dogsthought, CPR's dog realized what was about to happen and attacked the licking dog, an incredible dog fight ensued with CPR crumpled up at the foot of the tree. The little boy with the squirt gun ran home and called 911. In the distance the amblance rushed to the scene, butsadly, it was too late.


well at least it was around things I loved. . . dogs and blood.

PostPosted: Wed Feb 21, 2007 11:08 pm
by sprousefan23
lol

Carreypunkrawker was killed by Fingerling stabbing them in the chest, but didn't die so he made them watch the Naked Brothers Band!

PostPosted: Thu Feb 22, 2007 12:22 am
by fluffy
Sprouse was killed by kindness............... :wink:

fluffy :D

PostPosted: Thu Feb 22, 2007 12:44 am
by Happygal
fluffy was killed by a feather! :)

PostPosted: Thu Feb 22, 2007 12:47 am
by sprousefan23
Happygal was killed by a guy saying, "Scene" !!! :lol: :lol:

PostPosted: Thu Feb 22, 2007 1:17 am
by Happygal
Spouse died of laughter. :)

PostPosted: Thu Feb 22, 2007 1:22 am
by sprousefan23
Happygal died of embarrassment!

PostPosted: Thu Feb 22, 2007 2:43 am
by cotton
CPR's dog realized what was about to happen and attacked the licking dog


Poochy to the rescue!lol

Sprousefan was killed by some little Sprouse boys on the corner of Jim and Carrey

Come on you know you are all anxious to give me a brutal death.
But at least be kind enough to let fingerling be my murderer.lol

PostPosted: Thu Feb 22, 2007 5:59 am
by PatriciaCarrey
Sorry for my bad English, but I could not resist to kill you Cotton... :)

Cotton was late to go to the theater and watch The Number 23, she ran as much as she could but when she got there it was all sold out. She felt miserable as she walked home again, but something caught her attention, it was a big and very bright number 23 in the end of a dark alley, she started to feel a strange and strong desire to go there and see if it was something about the movie.. when she got there she realised that that number 23 was some kind of gate to another world and that she could pass through it. Feeling more curious than scared, she decided to see what was on the other side. She was surprised to see that passing through that gate, she got inside the movie The Number 23!!! And she was right beside Walter Sparrow! She started to think: "If only I could take a picture of him!" "Wait a minute! If Walter is here, then Fingerling must be here too!"
Thinking about Fingerling muscular body and amazing tatoos she took the 23 book from Walter hands and started to read.. Fingerling appeared to her too, he was all sweaty and holding him sax. "Is that a saxaphone in your hand or are you just happy to see me?" She said. Fingerling looked at her for some time, took his shirt off, and they started to kiss. Cotton closed her eyes and in that moment Fingerling cut her throat, looked at her for the last time and walked away, leaving her bleeding to death.

PostPosted: Thu Feb 22, 2007 2:43 pm
by jimliker
PatriciaCarrey was killed by Cotton after what she said about killing Cotton :lol:

PostPosted: Thu Feb 22, 2007 4:43 pm
by jims_lost_daughter
Jim liker died by killer tomatoes!

That's the way it was...

PostPosted: Thu Feb 22, 2007 4:54 pm
by Canadian Jayne
Jimliker noticed the ambulance attending to somethng crumpled by a tree, curiously he sullied over to see the cummotion, Jimliker noticed several dogs running around and shooed them away, one of them just wouldn't leave as it whimpered and whinned while the Ambulatory caretakers carefully placed CPR on the gurney. Jimliker had a piece of Beef Jerky in (his/her, sorry can't remember your gender) pocket and threw it to the dog, shortly the dog started to follow Jimliker,
Jimliker wondered "Who was that person?" as the wimpering dog followed
Jimliker a shiny object caught Jimliker's attention. Consolingly Jimliker
patted the dog and read it's tag, "THIS DOG BELONGS TO CARREYPUNKRAWKER, if found email me at.." it continued to give
CPR'S email address. Curiously Jimliker got home and slipped into a
warm tub, putting the laptop computer on a bath stand and commenced to email, Jimliker found the address easily, suddenly the telphone rang
Jimliker grabbed the towel from the distant rack but in doing so the computer fell into the tub, sparkes ensued, Jimliker's last thought was" why didn't I use the battery pack instead of a plug?" Jimliker fell on the shag rug of the floor, lifelessly half covered, half in the tub, half out.