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Postby Realdini » Thu Mar 01, 2007 5:43 pm

sprousefan23 was waiting for his date to show up and the air smelled great. But for a moment sprousefan23 felt a little bit nervus, he didnt know why. But then he suddenly realized! He didnt have a date :O It was a trick. He realized it in the moment that he saw a sign witch said: "sprousefan23, its a trick, you dont have a date. sprousefan23 got so angry that he ran out across the street and ran past the old cafe, around the little farmer shop that the little red-dressed old lady owns and then he ran past a bunch of people trying to find thier money to pay the cab-man with.
When sprousefan23 had been running for about 5 hours he feel over on the ground, riding in pain, a horse stept forward and told sprousefan23 he was lame. And then suddenly, without any notest from anybody...sprousefan23 died...
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Postby sprousefan23 » Thu Mar 01, 2007 11:06 pm

lol, nice!

Realdini died from angry villagers that don't like long descriptions! :lol:
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Postby jimlover » Fri Mar 02, 2007 5:45 am

The person above me has died when she was hit by a cow on the street. :lol:
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Postby jimliker » Fri Mar 02, 2007 3:32 pm

Jimluver died coz Jim married Jenny :lol:
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Postby Realdini » Fri Mar 02, 2007 4:13 pm

I´m sorry, I remembered you were female. hope you will enjoy it anyways :)

jimliker was drinking his morning tea, like he always do at a friday morning. It was a bit cold so jimliker lit a fire in his backyard and had some nice hotdogs that he was going to eat. His old friend juliet was going to visit him later that day so he had so be fresh and clean. jimliker went into the house again and went to the bathtub and started to fill it with water. 3 minutes later the tub was full and jimliker got undressed and layed down in the bath. jimliker layed there for about 1 hour when he realized, he had forgot about the fire in the backyard! He ran out (without clothes) to se what was going on. It was fire everywhere. jimliker was so upset that he didnt know what to do, he ran to his friend Juliet to tell her what happened. When she opened the dor he shouted ; "Juliet, you gotta help me! my backyard is on fire!"
But Juliet took that the wrong way (cuz he was nude).
"You darn pervert"she screamed and gave him a punch in the face.
jimliker feel over on the ground, riding in pain, a horse stept forward and told jimliker he was lame. And then suddenly, without any notest from anybody...jimliker died...
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What a way to go...

Postby Canadian Jayne » Fri Mar 02, 2007 6:20 pm

Realdini was the other person who was playing video games for
seven days, kicked the bucket the same day as the other guy.
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Postby jimlover » Fri Mar 02, 2007 6:55 pm

The person above me was killed when Jim kissed jenny.
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Postby sprousefan23 » Fri Mar 02, 2007 11:08 pm

Jimlover was killed by Thing One and Thing Two playing videogames (with cords)
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Postby Happygal » Sat Mar 03, 2007 1:06 am

Sprousefan23 was killed by to much excitment. :)
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Postby sprousefan23 » Sat Mar 03, 2007 1:53 am

Happygal was killed by the Number 23!!!! :lol: :lol:
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Postby jimlover » Sat Mar 03, 2007 3:15 am

Sprousefan23 was killed by Number 23 too.
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Postby sprousefan23 » Sat Mar 03, 2007 3:45 am

Jimlover was killed by a living I-pod!
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Postby jimliker » Sat Mar 03, 2007 5:20 pm

sprousefan23 died when Jim's bum hit her while he was doing pelvic thrusts :lol:
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Postby jimlover » Sat Mar 03, 2007 5:55 pm

The person above me was killed when she did not get clean pair of shorts. :lol:
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Postby Realdini » Sat Mar 03, 2007 7:56 pm

jimlover woke up and had a bright light in her eys so she coudnt se anything. The light was so bright that a paper would look dark at the side of it. When jimlover had cleaded her site the light past out and jimlover coud move again and went outsite and went for a walk. She saw her good friend Jacob and waved to him, but he didnt answer her. jimlover got so angry that she slapped him in the face with a big bag filled with stones, bug Jacob had a black belt in Judo so he gabbed her and trew her away.
So jimliker feel over on the ground, riding in pain, a horse stept forward and told jimliker she was lame. And then suddenly, without any notest from anybody...jimliker died...
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