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Posted:
Tue Aug 01, 2006 4:44 am
by Happygal
"How about the entire stalk?"
Posted:
Tue Aug 01, 2006 3:09 pm
by jimliker
"ummm well ya sure"
Posted:
Tue Aug 01, 2006 4:52 pm
by quirky
The asparagi obliviously jumped into the food processor....
Posted:
Tue Aug 01, 2006 10:29 pm
by Happygal
Thats when I tricked them and turned it on.
Posted:
Tue Aug 01, 2006 11:17 pm
by quirky
"Bye bye asparagi!" I went back to cleaning the house...I woke up hours later, it appears someone had replaced my Febreze with ether. Who was after me now?
Posted:
Tue Aug 01, 2006 11:21 pm
by Happygal
I then found a note that said, "Meet me at the coner of 6th Street at two o'clock."
Posted:
Wed Aug 02, 2006 8:09 pm
by Jimenem
But when I went there was no one to be found, except another note saying "Psych, I got you! Ha HA Ha Meet me at the OTHER corner. . .you know which. Warning this paper will self destruct in 5 seconds."
Posted:
Wed Aug 02, 2006 8:22 pm
by Happygal
So I threw the paper and watched it explode. Then, when I got to the corner, I was shocked to see who was there.
Posted:
Wed Aug 02, 2006 10:02 pm
by Jimenem
It was that darn elephant again!!!
Posted:
Wed Aug 02, 2006 10:28 pm
by Happygal
I then asked him, "Where have you been and what do you want ?"
Posted:
Thu Aug 03, 2006 12:00 am
by Laura Laing
I've been on a walk and brought back some chopped asparagus I happened upon the way. Would you like to try some? It's quite lovely!
Posted:
Thu Aug 03, 2006 3:24 am
by jimlover
"Well,ya sure,i would like to have one"
Posted:
Thu Aug 03, 2006 4:47 am
by Happygal
Then I realized, these were the asparagi that I chopped up!
Posted:
Thu Aug 03, 2006 3:59 pm
by jimliker
Oh geez! I did a mistake!!!
Posted:
Thu Aug 03, 2006 4:22 pm
by Happygal
So I faked a seizer to get out of eat the aparagi.