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Posted:
Sat Dec 27, 2008 7:35 pm
by jimliker
sprousefan23 wrote:whoops
tell everyone that catches you napping that you were just resting your eyes.
gud one!
Posted:
Sat Dec 27, 2008 8:12 pm
by cotton
sprousefan23 wrote:
I can't quit singing random songs that pop into my head.
Shove your fingers in your ears and pull the songs out of your head
My butt is sore
Posted:
Sat Dec 27, 2008 8:45 pm
by lammy
Stop squishin soda cans with it.
I have ants in my pants.
Posted:
Sat Dec 27, 2008 9:09 pm
by jimliker
keep all the sugar on the floor.
i m having a tummy ache.
Posted:
Mon Dec 29, 2008 2:24 am
by lammy
Rub some tylenol on it.
My hair is itchy.
Posted:
Mon Dec 29, 2008 11:59 am
by jimlover
Shampoo your hair with new L'Oréal Elvive (Anti Dandruff for normal to greasy hair).
I'm having a back pain whenever i sit on the chair at least more than one hour.
Posted:
Mon Dec 29, 2008 5:11 pm
by jimliker
change ur chair.
I still feel dry throat sometimes , even after drinking liquids.
Posted:
Mon Dec 29, 2008 6:44 pm
by lammy
Change cups.
My ears can't stop dancing.
Posted:
Tue Dec 30, 2008 2:56 pm
by jimliker
tie ur ears
I feel ticklish wen i c Jim
Posted:
Tue Dec 30, 2008 6:25 pm
by jimlover
Don't see Jim.
I feel sleeping when I am working, but sleep is gone when I am in bed.
Posted:
Wed Dec 31, 2008 9:53 am
by sprousefan23
put a pillow at your desk and tell your boss that it was, "doctor's orders"
I've got a monster headache but I can't take medication
Posted:
Wed Dec 31, 2008 5:17 pm
by jimliker
kill the monster through exorcism
i dont like chocolates...unlike other girls.
Posted:
Thu Jan 01, 2009 2:33 am
by sprousefan23
don't eat them and tell your friends it's a texture thing.
I've got an earache!
Posted:
Thu Jan 01, 2009 5:09 am
by Save The Manatees
Pull a Van Gogh!!! When people ask where your ear is say you donated it to a charity that wants ears.
I've got a terrible case of hemmorhoids!
Posted:
Thu Jan 01, 2009 3:59 pm
by jimliker
eat a big bucket of milk fat
i m getting nigthmares every nite lately.