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PostPosted: Sat Dec 27, 2008 7:35 pm
by jimliker
sprousefan23 wrote:whoops :oops: tell everyone that catches you napping that you were just resting your eyes.


gud one! :lol:

PostPosted: Sat Dec 27, 2008 8:12 pm
by cotton
sprousefan23 wrote:
I can't quit singing random songs that pop into my head.


Shove your fingers in your ears and pull the songs out of your head

My butt is sore

PostPosted: Sat Dec 27, 2008 8:45 pm
by lammy
:lol: Stop squishin soda cans with it. :lol:

I have ants in my pants. :D

PostPosted: Sat Dec 27, 2008 9:09 pm
by jimliker
keep all the sugar on the floor. :lol:


i m having a tummy ache.

PostPosted: Mon Dec 29, 2008 2:24 am
by lammy
:lol: Rub some tylenol on it.


My hair is itchy.

PostPosted: Mon Dec 29, 2008 11:59 am
by jimlover
Shampoo your hair with new L'Oréal Elvive (Anti Dandruff for normal to greasy hair).

I'm having a back pain whenever i sit on the chair at least more than one hour.

PostPosted: Mon Dec 29, 2008 5:11 pm
by jimliker
change ur chair.


I still feel dry throat sometimes , even after drinking liquids.

PostPosted: Mon Dec 29, 2008 6:44 pm
by lammy
Change cups. :D

My ears can't stop dancing. :D

PostPosted: Tue Dec 30, 2008 2:56 pm
by jimliker
tie ur ears :lol:

I feel ticklish wen i c Jim :wink:

PostPosted: Tue Dec 30, 2008 6:25 pm
by jimlover
Don't see Jim. :D

I feel sleeping when I am working, but sleep is gone when I am in bed.

:cry: :lol:

PostPosted: Wed Dec 31, 2008 9:53 am
by sprousefan23
put a pillow at your desk and tell your boss that it was, "doctor's orders"

I've got a monster headache but I can't take medication

PostPosted: Wed Dec 31, 2008 5:17 pm
by jimliker
kill the monster through exorcism :lol:

i dont like chocolates...unlike other girls.

PostPosted: Thu Jan 01, 2009 2:33 am
by sprousefan23
don't eat them and tell your friends it's a texture thing.

I've got an earache!

PostPosted: Thu Jan 01, 2009 5:09 am
by Save The Manatees
Pull a Van Gogh!!! When people ask where your ear is say you donated it to a charity that wants ears.

I've got a terrible case of hemmorhoids!

PostPosted: Thu Jan 01, 2009 3:59 pm
by jimliker
eat a big bucket of milk fat :lol:

i m getting nigthmares every nite lately.