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What are your favorite quotes from ASOUE?

Mine Are:

Olaf: What is this?
Sunny: I'm Sunny!
Olaf: I'm sorry, I don't speak Monkey. Banan-a.

Olaf: Now that we're a family, I can be the ultimate dad.

Olaf: Let's see, soda, soda, banana.
Sunny: Bite me.

Sunny: She is the mayor of crazytown.

That's all I can think of for now.

"And when I woke up they had taken my kidney!"

Olaf: on the back... flip-it

Olaf: look it up book-worm

Klaus: what's up there?
Olaf: the tower, which you are never to enter, under any circumstances (grimices)

Klaus: what's up there?
Olaf: the tower, which you are never to enter, under any circumstances (grimices)

I just cracked up again. That was funny. Funny. Funny.

i like "i will raise these kids as if they were actually wanted"

i like in the deleted scenes...


Olaf: I wrote that poem last week
Klaus: Shakespeare wrote that in 1609
Olaf: oh yes, i forgot

My favorite quote from that deleted scene:

Olaf: Is that a cell phone, you, me you.

More of my favorite quotes:

Sunny: What a Schmuk.

Olaf: Hello, Hello, Hello. I am your beloved Count Olaf.
Sunny: (gulp)

Olaf: This is where you'll be sleeping, Goodnight.
Viloet: But the sun is still up.
Olaf: (in a mocking way) But the sun is still up.

I can't remember the quote. But I loved the part when he walks down the stairs, and on the last step, he puts his right foot down and Sunny sees his eye tatto. Does anybody know the quote I'm talking about?

(when he's doing his "Electric Chair" scene)

"I think you might have to turn it up."

that part is hilarious!

Yes you ae right.
Everyone was looking at Olaf, like a retard!-LOL

I like the scene where he sits funny in that same scene.

Olaf's:

Dinner, It's the french word for the evening meal.


And

Roast beef, beef Yes Roast Beef , It's The Sweedish term for Beef That is Roasted!

Kids: It's Putenesca.

Olaf: What did you call me?

I love when Olaf tries to take credit for the "Life is but a poor player" speech from Macbeth. I saw the scene in Oprah and was disappointed to find it missing from the film. Deleted scenes saved me though. That speech is one of my favorite of Shakespeare's and Olaf definitely put his own ... twist ... on it. Also, I enjoy any references to Sunny as the monkey, particularly when he goes to get the children soda.

"Soda, Soda, Banana."

Anything said during his acting demonstration, while his collegaues sleep, is hilarious and worth quoting.

i like it in the deleted scenes when Jim is yelling out to aunt josophine after with the rest of the kids ... hes like...

" AUNT JOSOPHINE, AUNT JOSOPINE, come on, come on, you can do it, come on,( like you would to a dog.) REACH, REACH, REACH!"

then after "Well, we've done all we can do!"
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hmm, lets see if i can think of anymore.....

Deleted scenes, or outtakes or something
Whispers to one girl "i love you(or something)" whispers to other girl "We might have to kill her later!"

deleted scenes or sumthing

They are all pretty much asleep and the one guy is watching tv.
he starts to cry.

Hook guy: Are you crying
Bald guy:Its a sad commercial
Hook guy: its for razors!
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ill add more if i can think of them later

When Stefano says, "Children are foreign to me, I never really was one."

For some reason, that always cracks me up.

Also when Captain Sham says, "Sure I get the good parking spots."

That is also hilarious!

to lisa.............'you'll do, you'll do..........he's not what daddy and mommy expected but he'll do.....'.....or something like that.......

fluffs