Thursday, September 09, 2004
I’m going to win a Nobel Prize for Eyebrow Sciences! While admiring my unbelievably handsome face in the mirror this morning, I made an earth-shattering scientific discovery. When I closed my left eye, my eyebrow moved to the right. When I closed my right eye, my eyebrow moved to the left. Told Baldy about it and he just stood there slack-jawed. I’m a genius!
posted by Count Olaf @ 2:09 PM